Person man, person man, Hit on the head with a frying pan, Lives his life in a garbage can, Person man
Is he depressed? Or is he a mess? Does he feel totally worthless? Who came up with person man? Degraded man, Person Man
Triangle, man! Triangle Man! Triangle Man hates Person Man. They have a fight; Triangle wins. Triangle Man.
But who wins between Triangle Man and Universe Man?
Universe Man is usually kind to smaller man, so he let’s Triangle think he’s won.
Maybe the millennium and and eon hands are currently meeting, so it’s a happy land. (It didn’t specify if the minute hand also had to be)
Your wise words blind me Internet person
oh god oh fuck
Spider man after losing Uncle Ben for the 29372737th time
Just think
PeterMilesGwen, there’s a whole infinite multiverse of Uncle Ben’s dying out there, and all of them your responsibility!
I was promised Jose Cuervo, instead my hair is finally starting to thin dramatically. I MUST SPEAK TO THE MANAGER!!!
Person man, person man
Hit on the head with a frying pan
Lives his life in a garbage can
Person man
Is he depressed or is he a mess?
Does he feel totally worthless?
Who came up with person man?
Degraded man, person man
I always preferred triangle man.
Back in the day, Marvel Comics had a Communist Chinese superhero, The Collective Man. He was actually a set of quintuplets who could join into one body that was five times as dense and five times as strong as a normal person. He could also mimic the abilities of any ‘Chinese’ person.
https://marvel.fandom.com/wiki/Han,_Chang,_Lin,_Sun,_and_Ho_Tao-Yu_(Earth-616)
I am in that picture and I don’t like it
Set to the tune of the Freakazoid soundtrack. Much approval.
Damn this is too relatable
