Cripple. History Major. Irritable and in constant pain. Vaguely Left-Wing.

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Cake day: July 21st, 2023

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  • It’s amazing how much the left has bought into the same “everyone is trained to be a hero” cult of action shite that literal fascists peddle.

    Just because brainrotted liberals peddle “NO VIOLENCE EVER FOR ANY REASON” doesn’t mean that the mirror fucking image is God’s honest truth, but trying to get online Very Serious Leftists to see this is an exercise in futility.

    It’s so goddamn tiring.




  • Our presence was initially regarded hopefully by Iraqis, not that that justifies the invasion.

    We managed to fuck it up in record time by selling contracts to ‘rebuild’ the country to grifters and attempting to reconstruct a government with zero (0) interest or intelligence regarding Iraqi needs and desires.













  • Explanation: Diocletian was a Roman Emperor of the late 3rd century and early 4th century AD who royally fucked the government he took over, and then promptly retired to a nice villa in the Balkans. When one of his co-emperors wrote to him begging him to come back and unfuck the mess he seeded, Diocletian responded “If you [the messenger] could show the cabbage that I planted with my own hands to your emperor, he definitely wouldn’t dare suggest that I replace the peace and happiness of this place with the storms of a never-satisfied greed.”



  • Explanation: Diocletian was a Roman Emperor of the late 3rd century and early 4th century AD who royally fucked the government he took over, and then promptly retired to a nice villa in the Balkans. When one of his co-emperors wrote to him begging him to come back and unfuck the mess he seeded, Diocletian responded “If you [the messenger] could show the cabbage that I planted with my own hands to your emperor, he definitely wouldn’t dare suggest that I replace the peace and happiness of this place with the storms of a never-satisfied greed.”