As someone who did vote by mail, Im half convinced they’ll find some bullshit reason to discount my vote. “Didn’t fill in the bubble enough” or some shit."
100% why I think online/digital voting should be standard. It’s insane that so many people are willing to trust some Joe Schmo with their own opinions and desires over a machine that does exactly what it’s told and confirmed to work that way beforehand.
I live in a pretty red state and someone I go to school with told me they didn’t register because they didn’t think their vote would matter. Like bro it sure as hell don’t matter now!
Had another guy tell me he lived out of state and didnt want to worry about the hassle. My brother in Christ you can register to vote in the state you go to college in. There’s signs all over campus telling you this.
Ohhhh yeah that makes sense.
Corruption/Lobbying
The war in Palestine
The Supreme Court
Climate Change
Universal healthcare
Congressmen trying to overturn elections
Will update if anything else comes up
Probably depends on if the state has same-day registration. I’m too lazy to check, but if anyone wants to it looks like this was in Florida
That won’t happen because when a GOP member or their family needs an abortion, they get sent off to a state where it’s legal for it to be done.
Reproductive rights for me but not for thee,
He’s 17, he can’t vote regardless
Yeah this pretty much summarizes every discussion I’ve ever had about Star Wars on the internet.
It’s unfortunate, because sometimes I really just want to have a lighthearted conversation about the franchise or whatever the newest series is, but it’s impossible to do without someone butting in and calling you an idiot for having different taste.
Everything I just said can also apply anytime a Marvel show/movie comes out.
Vote for whoever, but remember only one of the candidates is backed by the he richest person on the planet
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Turns out it wasn’t a lack of information accessibility keeping people stupid.
Is… Is that good?
That’s good, right?
I mean it sucks because everyone’s vote should be counted, but I also don’t really feel bad for Jill fucking Stein.
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I don’t think the Onion was originally meant to sound real though. It’s just gotten that way because of how absurd our actual current events are.
Similar to how the “Weekend Update” segment on SNL used to be primarily joke headlines (with the exception of the OJ Simpson trial), but now they can literally make an entire segment using actual footage from a Trump rally.
I follow The Onion on BlueSky and there’s been a couple times where I’ve had to double check the account because it’s just so believable.
New Trump Ad Shows Montage Of People He’ll Kill If Elected | Onion News Network
Anesthesia
That’s cool, still not buying a PS5