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Gork@sopuli.xyz to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day ago

What's slimy, has 4 legs, and is a house?

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What's slimy, has 4 legs, and is a house?

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Gork@sopuli.xyz to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day ago
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  • dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works
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    I’m more concerned with the partials on the scale. 3 legs, maybe slime, and 0.25 house?

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      Great… now I have to go fill them all in….

      🤔

      Would an armadillo count as 3/4 of a house?

  • Xatolos@reddthat.com
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    It’s Longhorn Cowfish.

    The hexagonal plate-like scales of these fish are fused together into a solid, triangular, box-like carapace, from which the fins and tail protrude.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Longhorn_cowfish

    • QuantumSparkles@sh.itjust.works
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      Why does that look like Donald trump

    • chonglibloodsport@lemmy.world
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      But with four legs so it can crawl out onto land and move from one tide pool to another!

  • TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works
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    I GOT IT!! it’s a softshell turtle!!

    they live in freshwater like lakes so they are slimy, have 4 legs, and can retract into their body

    • chonglibloodsport@lemmy.world
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      I’m a fan of Fly River Turtles (also affectionately known as Pig Nosed Turtles):

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        Where is c/turtle when I need it?

    • lordbritishbusiness@lemmy.world
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      I think this one wins the serious answer contest. Nice find, TriflingToad.

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        And tortoise should probably go where turtle is.

  • Captain Aggravated@sh.itjust.works
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    What has 2 legs, maybe slime and 0.5 house?

    • pseudo@jlai.lu
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      Definitly some mollusque.

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    • billwashere@lemmy.world
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      Battletoads!!!

    • Nelots@lemmy.zip
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      Little dude has a sick hat. I wish I looked that cool in a hat.

  • ApatheticCactus@lemmy.world
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    Florida man

  • mediOchre@sh.itjust.works
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    A horny turtle

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    1 house. 4 legs. Yes Slime.

    Two married lawyers with a horse costume.

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    What about no legs, no slime, and a house?

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      Robot lawn mower

    • Captain Aggravated@sh.itjust.works
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      Barnacle.

    • dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works
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      Bro, that’s a regular old house.

      • ivanafterall ☑️@lemmy.world
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        How’d you get a house with no slime?

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          I was first in line.

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      Coral

    • LousyCornMuffins@lemmy.world
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      13 hours ago

      disabled hermit crab

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    Hermit crab?

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    A shelled salamander

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    Surely it would be more bewildering in the middle. What’s something that only has 0.1 4 legs, and is 0.4 house?

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      A war vet

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    Salamanders, people keep them as pets

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      They don’t have a house that they can carry around like a snail or something they ca retract into like a tortoise.

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    Tubifex worm

  • Wirlocke@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Octopus, they typically go into objects and close them tightly like a shell, and no doubt about legs and slime.

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      Too many legs

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        They have zero, actually. No arms, either. They’re molluscs like clams and snails and the tentacles are actually a single modified apendage we call their foot. So, by that, they’ve actually got not enough legs and eight “toes”.

        • Communist@lemmy.frozeninferno.xyz
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          Is the tetrapod leg not also a modified appendage that we call a leg?

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        That’s a problem with the choice of axis scale, not the response. Octopus is the correct answer, because it is at or near the extreme of all three axes.

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