I witnessed this happen. Guy boards a few people after me, looks like he hasn’t slept in a day. Walks miserably to the middle 5-wide row right before mine, moves to the center seat and buries his face in his arms to get a nap, then puts them down in resignation waiting for someone to take all his elbow room.

Every single seat on that plane was full except by some miracle his row. It didn’t even fully register until we were in the air. Dude looked around like he was being pranked the entire time from when the door closed until the tires left the ground. As soon as the seatbelt signs turned off he put up all the arms and laid down across all five seats. He didn’t move until we landed like 12 hours later.

They immediately burrowed into the earth looking for food (with their shovels) and died of starvation at the bottom of their holes, which is why they’re just bones now.

You’ve never had a cyclist on the sidewalk yell that you’re walking on the wrong side of the sidewalk as they blast past you at road speeds?

Assholes are assholes, regardless of what flavor unholy chimera they’ve merged into. They’re just less deadly when they’re non-charmeras.

Oh. Trust me. Many a loud, fat attempt was made to parkour over the barrier they put up.

Greatest disappointment of my life was going to the Louvre and finding out this painting was in an area closed for renovations.

Do a Darco Arcology next!

It was very much a product of its time. It was alright.

Same. When my dad turned retirement age I would make absolutely sure every waiter and cashier knew he was a senior. I’d loudly ask if his senior discount had been applied. Ah, the sweetest of petty revenges.

(Karmic backlash: my kid has always been tall and strong for his age. I lost out on years worth of “kids for free” discounts. The ONE time I tried to eek him under an age limit he quite expertly shut down any shenanigans by stating his birth date, age to the day, and a proclamation that he would be ordering from the non-kid menu anyway, so it didn’t matter. He had just turned 6.)

It’s probably very easy to paint minis with two thumbs and five fingers per hand

Almost. That’s the Future Enterprise D.

Someone send this to him and record his reaction

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Security_incidents_involving_Barack_Obama

Well, there’s sɐxǝ┴, but it’s on the other side of the globe.

Oh for sure, and some of those are not ok with swapping the interpreter out 🤣

As a Texas, yes.

It is, and it’s a valid complaint. Go and Rust have handled it differently than Python or JavaScript, and all of them have their faults and bonuses.

It’s a load bearing S.

When one must measure their money by its physical volume, me thinks that’s too much money.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/PyPy

Their greatest mistake was not naming it Ouroboros.

Ok, so, there’s at least two of us.

I don’t think Republicans feel. They approximate the social rituals that allow them access to society (and its benefits) in the same way high functioning sociopaths do, more or less.