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Edit to add;I never claimed to be terribly bright.

Sorry everyone for the confusion. I was intoxicated and am genuinely surprised anyone understood me.

I got so many questions I’m not sure I want the answers to.

For some reason I thought this was a Matt Walsh bit. Wkuk and ucb occupy a similar area of my brain.

I’m fully convinced of the existence of parallel universe. I don’t think I could go on knowing this is the definitive one.

Lol, my b. No disrespect.

It is according to some Dutch friends in the Netherlands.

Anyone above the age of thirty would beg to differ.

And yes, the moths literally think it’s the sun. They evolved to follow the thing.

My bad. I’m realizing it’s a few weeks ex post facto. I was waxing nostalgic on her origin story.

Why you gotta attack me like that?

You should have seen my friend who “hunted” them with nothing more than a knife. He’s the one who teased me into actually slapping one. This fool would straight up just jump into some water and come back with a dead gator.

Not glorifying him or his actions, but Florida man got some experiences you can use.

The stories I’ve heard both irl & online, would beg to differ.

Shifted, not missing.

But on some real, we would be lucky after being thrown multiple times our body height in the air once, let alone multiple times.

Random strange question, why do us top heavy folk balance with a hand on our inner thigh?

30 Rock had a Jon hamm episode about exactly this.

My first cat is trying to learn to purr cause this one does it so much. Apparently there’s a gene that prevents some cats for being able to.

And the tip of her tail has almost grown back!

Indeed

Real talk. I would’ve gladly given up the money for an easier time getting everything back together.