And just as he sped off, Push It to the Limit came on the radio.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rOYuTOZ6Q0o

There’s like 10 Enterprises at this point, more if you count timeline/universe variations.

Please let there be a Technics set of the OG Constitution.

Kirk: “We’re here to explore, but be ready for a fight.”

Picard: “We’re here to explore, no fighting.”

Sisko: “We’re here to fight, and if there’s nothing to fight we’ll do some exploring.”

Janeway: “SHOOT ANYTHING THAT MOVES!”

Now I don’t like any of it.

Butterfly: “We’ll always be here for you.”

Moth: “LAAAMP!!”

It’s all that rage and hatred they have towards other fish driving them to an early grave.

“Damned Humans, they ruined Humanity!”

In another Universe, Presley made a pretty good Kirk.

The Simpsons is the real Star Trek The Animated Series.

Not so good movie, not so good changes to the Excelsior class, but boy do I love that whole scene. CG composited onto models will always look the best.

“He is the PugMessiah!”

Soren hasn’t got the time for thirst-trap Klingons.

Disarming spreadsheet…

Tune in next week for part 2 of the US-Iran war: “And Find Out.”

anxious borf

Here’s your new Motorola StarTAC with 120 anytime minutes and double-sized battery. That’ll be $600. Do you want to pay with your Discover card?

What was I doing in 1995?

I would wake up, pour some Frosted Flakes and play Donkey Kong Country.

What would I do now?

Go outside and take a slow walk through my old neighborhood and probably cry.

“Did you get all that?”

[Yes.]
[No.]◃

Consider this my Hallmark of resignation.