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ByteOnBikes@discuss.online to Enough Musk Spam@lemmy.world · 1 day ago

"See everybody? I'm not on drugs!"

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"See everybody? I'm not on drugs!"

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ByteOnBikes@discuss.online to Enough Musk Spam@lemmy.world · 1 day ago
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  • _cryptagion [he/him]@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    the shithead smoked pot on a podcast, and he expects people to believe this?

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    If he has not enough computer skills to fake such a document, he probably has someone who can. Just like has people playing games for him.

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    How can he expect us to believe this when his blood isn’t even on the blockchain?

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    Oh great, a screenshot posted by the guy known to pay people to pretend to be him being good at games, who has spent the last few years— damn I mean the last few months, trying to see whether he can set the bar higher for destroying net worth or the lives of uncountable people all over the world.

  • BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world
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    Where do you think he got the pee?

    • ByteOnBikes@discuss.onlineOP
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      Great, now you made me think of Elon’s mutilated dong.

      Ugh.

      • _cryptagion [he/him]@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        wtf why is that what you thought about? now I thought about it.

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          It’s all I think about.

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    Can we overlook the potential fact that he’s not on drugs and focus on him admitting that he acts the way he acts WITHOUT drugs as an excuse?

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      So he’s like Beavis and Butt-Head. Even when they drink non-alcoholic beer they still act drunker than most drunks.

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    Grok, how long does it take for all the drugs in this report to clear your system?

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      I think cannabis is the only one that would take longer than maybe 10-14 days (heavy use of ketamine would take a little longer than the usual few days).

    • HEXN3T@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      Please don’t make me actually answer this I swear to God

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        Your name isn’t Grok, now is it? :V

        • _cryptagion [he/him]@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          it actually is. he’s from a small european country, you wouldn’t know of it.

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    Does anyone see a date printed on there? Because I sure don’t.

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      Top right side - “collected”

  • Scott_of_the_Arctic@lemmy.world
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    Until i personally test his hair for ketamine I’m not going to be convinced. I used to know a lot of crusties. I know what it looks like when someone’s in a k hole.

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    Piss test catches ket for a week. A hair test catches it for a year. Something to think on.

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      His pioneering of human hair donations would finally pay off.

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    Half of those literally only show up if you’re on them when you get the test lol

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    … People constantly say he’s on drugs. This is such a dumb post lol

    Also yes he’s on drugs that report is clearly bs

  • But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world
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    So we’re just supposed to believe that the richest man on earth can’t just make up a form, pay wm employee for clean urine, or just pay off the doctor

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    Like when Fox News got their hands on 40,000 hours of January 6 footage, and edited a 2 minute montage of people being not committing mayhem, and then used that carefully edited clip to claim the allegations of violence were liberal lies.

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