BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 months agoI had a neighbour friend who was not a mortician but embalmed his own wife.lemmy.worldimagemessage-square318linkfedilinkarrow-up1656arrow-down18
arrow-up1648arrow-down1imageI had a neighbour friend who was not a mortician but embalmed his own wife.lemmy.worldBonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 months agomessage-square318linkfedilink
minus-squarelars@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up31arrow-down2·4 months agoThis is what I do every time and it always works
minus-squaremassive_bereavement@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up13arrow-down1·4 months agoWait, what do you mean every time?
minus-squareDUMBASS@leminal.spacelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9arrow-down1·4 months agoThey’re so fun to try and kidnap, I’ve given it a burl a few times, they gotta fucking tight grip tho, never been able to get em loose.
minus-squareDenjin@lemmings.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6arrow-down1·4 months agoYou mean killing the person you’ve just snatched into your car right?
minus-squareintensely_human@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2arrow-down3·4 months agoWorks like a charm
This is what I do every time and it always works
Wait, what do you mean every time?
They’re so fun to try and kidnap, I’ve given it a burl a few times, they gotta fucking tight grip tho, never been able to get em loose.
You mean killing the person you’ve just snatched into your car right?
Works like a charm