Fuck the cops! I’m so sorry.

Omigod.

He kept talking on the phone before the date about how short he was. I assured him it was ok. He really was very short in person but I’m not bothered by that kind of thing, but the way he kept talking about how he was shorter than me (and I’m short) through the whole date just made it so pointless and self centered. When he asked me out again I said I had met someone else and it was getting serious just to avoid going through that again. He didn’t attempt to get to know me at all, so what was the point?

That was really nice of you though.

That’s most of the reason they start with sovcittery.

Good question.

Here is one of their attempts.

I can’t explain it adequately I’m afraid because it gives me a migraine when I try to understand. It’s an attempt they make at trying to get taxes paid back from the IRS through magical paperwork is the best of my understanding.

Why even bother with the dealer? Just help yourself to the keys and make a license plate out of a placemat that says Dis Mah Car Now Bro.

That’s correct

One sovcit signs all his posts: “The Marathon Continues. Aaaaaaaaa”. I don’t know what it means but it’s so nutty.

I’d also take older kids.

Love those!

I miss Hannibal.

One of them one day was trying to figure out what bogus paperwork he’d need to keep his rental car forever.

I recently bought a new car and I’m so glad that even though it’s very modern it doesn’t have a screen.

Vegan buffalo chik’n wings. They’re really good!

Classical voice. I like lieder, Matthew Polenzani’s Lizst album is wonderful, or Lisette Oropesa’s Mozart arias album.