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flamingos-cant@feddit.ukM to okmatewanker@feddit.ukEnglish · 7 months ago

always time for some banter

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always time for some banter

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flamingos-cant@feddit.ukM to okmatewanker@feddit.ukEnglish · 7 months ago
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  • joucker29@lemmy.world
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    7 months ago

    Once in a lifetime experience.

  • eatthecake@lemmy.world
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    7 months ago

    He was trying to stay cheerful in the face of adversity. Somebody should make this a motivational poster lol

    • Honytawk@lemmy.zip
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      I couldn’t choose, so I made 2

      • Sweetpeaches69@lemmy.world
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        Those are amazing! Lmao

    • samus12345@lemmy.world
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      7 months ago

  • voodooattack@lemmy.world
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    He said the photo, which was taken by a member of the cabin crew, was the “best selfie ever”.

    I’m very confused.

    • TʜᴇʀᴀᴘʏGⒶʀʏ⁽ᵗʰᵉʸ‘ᵗʰᵉᵐ⁾@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      I am myself. Therefore, any photo of mine with me in it is a selfie

    • samus12345@lemmy.world
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      It’s an otherie.

  • breckenedge@lemmy.world
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    Clever way to get a photo of the bomb in the hands of the authorities.

    • explodicle@sh.itjust.works
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      And the highjacker, in case he parachutes away with a briefcase full of cash.

  • CritFail@lemmy.world
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    #photobomb

  • seeyouatthepartyrichter@lemmy.world
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    Looks absolutely coked out of his mind.

    • dependencyinjection@discuss.tchncs.de
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      I spend a lot of time around sniff heads and coke and I can’t see how you can tell from a picture. This dude is just smiling.

      Now give me a video and I’ll tell you who’s sniffed up.

      • misterdoctor@lemmy.world
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        This guy sniffs

        • dependencyinjection@discuss.tchncs.de
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          Occasionally, I spend more time around my friends who sniff too much whilst I’m not doing it.

          I am in a good place where everything in moderation and no longer feel the need to gorge on things. You appreciate things more if it’s every now and then. Took me a long time to get here mind.

          • Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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            As a person who’ll do .15g on a heavy night…. Zero chance I’m going to be around friends doin’ it and NOT do it also hahaha

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              Well, I used to be out until 07:00 with them when we were getting on it. Now I’m home and in bed for 23:00-00:00 as, frankly, you can’t be around sniff heads if you ain’t in on it 😂

              • Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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                Absolute mood

                I’ll only do it from 6PM to 9PM, I want to be able to sleep by 1AM >w<

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    Britain has been without conflict for long enough that their natural response to danger has atrophied. A rare but not unheard of phenomenon that is seen is species such as quokka.

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    Does it have the graphics

    • 3ntranced@lemmy.world
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      Aye i know the young banter. Ehh, you like the playstation, aer tha rap music?

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    Twoflower

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    I mean the dude is there to get something done, not bomb the plane. Otherwise id already be dead. So if he doesnt have any intention yo boow the plane unless things go wrong, why not ask for a selfie?

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      Believe it or not, he wanted to talk to his ex-girlfriend in Cyprus and forced the plane to land there. It was also a fake belt (made out of wrapped phone cases) which people suspected and is presumably why the guy is so relaxed - but they had to follow his demands anyway as a precaution.

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    He got that Quick Release(QR) Stockholm Syndrome.

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    Might as well ask, the worst he can do is say no.

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      Is it, though?

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