What’s the difference between a cow and 9/11
You’d stop milking a cow after 23 years
What’s the difference between a cow and 9/11
You’d stop milking a cow after 23 years
I’ve got the entire collection of Hyacinth Bucket in Keeping Up Appearances, along with every programme Fred Dibnah ever did
You’re welcome to them to get you started as long as the site wallpaper is fine bone china with hand painted periwinkles
Whaur the fuck did ye think The Proclaimers came fae?
Yeah, it was about a hamster called Grignotin
No idea what it was called and it was only 45 years later I found out that “grignoter” is French for “to nibble”
Nothing
Apart from actual fucking pizza maybe
I would rather shite in my own hands and clap than buy a “pizza” from those fucking abominations
Pizza is a massive cash-grab as it is; they’re so easy to make with very few ingredients. Why the fuck would you just hand money to shareholders like that?!?
made it better
“Had to have it simplified because we’re a couple of sandwiches short of a picnic”
Amerikanske tilstande" which translates to something like “conditions like America”, which is an expression for just about the worst that can happen.
Lol how the mighty have fallen
No idea who that is, no idea why people give attention to ragebaiters
Can anyone ELI5 what’s going on at Valve regarding this? I’ve read a couple of articles and am Nun the Wiser
The Auchtermuchty Stepladder will change your life
Which? - the UK consumer advice group, did an investigation into this and found that 92% of items they checked had been cheaper within the previous year than they were on Black Friday
Apparently we have the Nazis to thank (?) for that. It was going to be pulled down but it made a very good radio transmitter antenna, so it stayed up
The Sweden I know has got gangs of loonies murdering eachother with grenades every five minutes
Which Sweden were you thinking of? 😂
Literally anything by The Pogues
The three tensest films I’ve seen -
Flight of the Phoenix (original B&W one)
Duel (Spielberg’s first film)
And one with David Wotsisname that plays Poirot but he’s a terrorist on a plane
And - One Step Beyond
Christ on a bike, the internet must be awful with your level of reading comprehension 😂