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minus-squareDavid From Space@orbiting.observerlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·edit-22 months ago Universe would die before monkey with keyboard writes Shakespeare, study finds Maybe the monkey can be a little less of a dick, for science?!
minus-squareMummifiedClient5000linkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 months agoIt could make a decent blockbuster though, hear me out: Trailervoiceguy: In a world on the brink of annihilation, one monkey holds the key to survival. Typewriter clicketyclacks and monkey ooh-ooh-aahs Editor (played by award-winning method actor Daniel Day-Lewis): This a garbage, monkey, we can’t publish this! Earth is doomed! *More clicketyclacks * Trailervoiceguy: This summer, the question is… Trailer horns Trailervoiceguy: To be… Louder trailer horns Trailervoiceguy: … or not… Very loud trailer horns Trailervoiceguy: TO MONKEY! Silence, then slowmotion monkey noises somehow
Maybe the monkey can be a little less of a dick, for science?!
It could make a decent blockbuster though, hear me out:
Trailervoiceguy: In a world on the brink of annihilation, one monkey holds the key to survival.
Typewriter clicketyclacks and monkey ooh-ooh-aahs
Editor (played by award-winning method actor Daniel Day-Lewis): This a garbage, monkey, we can’t publish this! Earth is doomed!
*More clicketyclacks *
Trailervoiceguy: This summer, the question is…
Trailer horns
Trailervoiceguy: To be…
Louder trailer horns
Trailervoiceguy: … or not…
Very loud trailer horns
Trailervoiceguy: TO MONKEY!
Silence, then slowmotion monkey noises somehow