• MummifiedClient5000
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    19 days ago

    It could make a decent blockbuster though, hear me out:

    Trailervoiceguy: In a world on the brink of annihilation, one monkey holds the key to survival.

    Typewriter clicketyclacks and monkey ooh-ooh-aahs

    Editor (played by award-winning method actor Daniel Day-Lewis): This a garbage, monkey, we can’t publish this! Earth is doomed!

    *More clicketyclacks *

    Trailervoiceguy: This summer, the question is…

    Trailer horns

    Trailervoiceguy: To be…

    Louder trailer horns

    Trailervoiceguy: … or not…

    Very loud trailer horns

    Trailervoiceguy: TO MONKEY!

    Silence, then slowmotion monkey noises somehow