Ronnie Cheng Ronny Chieng is not Laotian. He’ll get the accent wong.

Edit: Corrected a typo.

“The dragon was the best part of the original trilogy. I can’t wait to see the dragons they come up with for the sequels.” and when they imply that the story is not so dragon-heavy, pretend you don’t believe them and keep talking about how awesome the dragons are going to be.

If they try to explain what a trilogy is, explain to them that “trilogy” is the first part of a story.

If you’re still together by the end of Return of the King, state that is was the worst Dungeons and Dragons movie you’ve ever seen on account of the lack of dragons.

Go for it, it’s just about to blow up.

I wish that I could say that it isn’t right, but…

Got in his car, fired two rounds to the back of his own head and disposed of the gun.

Ja, det er ikke noget at grine ad.

Just no.

In what sort of workplace is this not safe?

Tak :-)

Fontaines DC skuffede mig - De var ikke rigtigt hvad jeg havde forventet - så jeg var allerede på vej væk da jeg hørte at de nævnte Palæstina. Det virkede nu ikke rigtigt som om der var nogen virak, så det var enten efter jeg var gået eller også er der bare mange i medierne der gerne vil gøre det til noget andet end det var.

Deftones var superfede fra start til slut og var årets Roskilde-koncert for mig, men Beth Gibbons og band spillede Glory Box som det næstsidste nummer og det var årets øjeblik.

I morgen finder jeg ud af om jeg har scoret mig en lørdags-billet, men det bliver nok mest bare noget med at møde ind lidt sent og tusse rundt indtil NiN og så måske også skride inden den store udvandring.

I fucking love messy lasagna. It should be almost soup but with a top layer golden-brown baked cheese. Sometimes I sprinkle breadcrumbs on top to get it a little hard and crunchy.

I like to serve with tortilla chips and dip them in the goo.

Italians would probably take offense, but IDGAF - Cause my lasagna brings all the boys to the yard.

Well, to be fair bigots - and especially the north american red capped bigot - have an obsession with toilets that go far beyond racism.

A penal colony gotta have standards.

That could be any city builder once I realize how bad I am at planning.

Perfect description of Buckethead, if not for the “only post 2023” qualifier.

Are those real teeth?

Lidl’s tools are surprisingly good.

Just look at all that rich, flabby facial meat.

Even I get a bit hungry.

You can tell they are spicy just from their looks.

Fame et dumt navn på så mange måder.