I’m 2 paragraphs in and I’m tapping out, I’m pretty sure I can feel my brain melting from the inside and I don’t wanna make a mess on my keyboard by reading further.
And why is it called tapping out? That’s right, because in professional wrestling, those who give up the fight tap the floor! They’re teaching your kids to give up! 😡
I mean, that one’s actually accurate, yeah?
If at first you don’t succeed, leap 18 feet off he’ll in a cell and crash through the announcers table!
Good for you. I only made it to berth
The president represent leadership. What is lead? A poisonous metal. And the president? Like the dent left in a baby’s head when the nurse drops him in the maternity ward.
It all lines up, folks.
You’re probably right to do so. It just gets more painful.
What in the flying hell is a “dock-ore”?
Obviously it means dock, as in where a ship moors, and ore, a common product on ships /s
But unironocally, that’s probably exactly their reasoning…
A buck gets ten you’re exactly right.
Maybe he meant dock-oar. Like a contrived term for a rower of a boat, and just didn’t think to check the difference between ore and oar. Not that it’s any less stupid
Oh no, it’s better than that. Doctor sounds like Dock-ore and ore sounds like oar so everything related to giving birth is actually nautical themed, and this is the reason the US court system (which is all a naval court system by the way) has legal power over people.
The Dock-Ore brings in the valuable ore/cargo (the baby, for the sane folks playing along at home) and takes blood samples from the sole of the baby’s feet (and sole sounds like soul, so they’re actually taking soul samples) so the US government can claim you as property and auction off your DNA.
This is like Billy Madison’s answer to the Industrial Revolution question.
I do feel dumber after reading it
…and may God have mercy on your soul.
I’ll never get these people. There’s this vast conspiracy… But they they intentionally leave all these fucking hints?
Maybe it’s more fun being a secret society that runs the world if the only people who can figure it out are the stupidest fuckers in the world
Hey I like this. It’s kind of a conspiracy theory all of its own.
Nothing’s worse than a funny illuminatus 🧐
When exactly did reddit figure it out?
Are you kidding? They found the Boston bomber remember?!
wasn’t that the hacker 4 chan?
They’re living in a fairy tale. So to them, government works like making a deal with the devil: he’s allowed to deceive you but he can’t lie to you.
Father of lies. Not allowed to lie.
Hmm, yep, totally no issues there.
That’s because They doesn’t want you to know about what’s actually going on, which is placed in plain sight.
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Why are they so infatuated with this weirdo naval law thing they have going on? Like asking judges if they adjudicate under banner of a maritime vessel according to the Queen of Roxbury statute because otherwise their conveyance would be considered void by rite of Shaka when the walls fell. They just love maritime law for some reason.
They have this weird theory that the naval courts took over all the other courts a few centuries ago. Under the secret command of the Templars, of course (who secretly control the Red Cross, the Swiss, and the British Royalty—you can tell by the red crosses on their stuff).
I believe there is also a sub-set that believe that because they are not under US law, that only maritime law can apply to them.
I think it’s more like they think that since they’re not a ship, unlike the rest of us sheeple (shiple?) that maritime law doesn’t apply.
Tembu, his arms open!
Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra
Brian, his license plate missing, his car impounded
But blue dude, when the dock-ore signed?
Stormee, when the P. Barnes stopped her. A camera, in the courthouse.
The law of the sea. Who doesn’t love that?
This is a sort of word salad / free association / confabulation that is typical of schizophrenia
You know how when you’re a teenager, you’re told you should “grow up and get a job”? Ever notice how “job” also refers to biblical texts that say at the end of your inevitable suffering, God will be with you, for he is just? Also worth noting: suffering is very close to surfing, i.e. travel via ocean, which is like a boat. Another big boat was the ark, pointing again! to the Bible. Remember when I said “grow up” earlier? That is probably because it is so close to “group”, which, with the other noted connotations, ties in with biblical stories = Bible Group. Because all of these messages come together when you are a teen, obviously we are talking about children’s Bible study. “Children’s” can be shortened to the word “chirruns”, aka “trains” so Trains Bible Study would be manufacturers instructions for freight trains, which could *also" mean “fraught trains”, because ghosts.
You were worryingly good at that…
c/badetymology ?
The word is ent -omology. The root “ent” comes from the word “ant,” because we are all ants under god’s magnifying glass (a.k.a. “The ozone layer”), and “omology” comes from the secret chant from the knights Templar (the pope’s secret army boyz), and it roughly translates to “nana nana poo poo” because the Illuminati is so brazen that they hide clues and taunts everywhere, from word structure to the writing that appears on my bathroom mirror when I take a shower and the humidity (a.k.a. “Water air,” or “O2h2O,” commonly written as “uwu” by the pope’s online army boyz) makes the mirror taste good.
it’s all connected
Have you ever thought about about words? Have you ever thought about how some words mean some thing, while other words mean a different thing?
Words, man.
Something that I’d be interested in seeing:
Get one of these sovereign citizens to gather up all of their official … “documents”. Next, stick them on a plane and drop them off on another continent, and then watch them throw their sovereign citizen weight around, and try to get back to the country where they refuse to cooperate with basic laws, rules and regulations.
I definitely would like to see how a sovereign citizen’s homemade passport would go over in Uzbekistan, Zimbabwe, or Cambodia.
I would also enjoy this. One tried to go someplace with her “world passport” and has it seized.
stick them on a plane and drop them off on another continent
I can stop you there
No you can’t! I’m a sovereign thought experiment citizen!
Oh it’s definitely a thing abroad as well. Mainly in English speaking countries but it exists and it’s batshit. Chek out Munecats video on it. It’s great.
Of specific interest, is seeing how they would attempt to get home. Being difficult on home soil is very different from being an idiot far away from home, with nothing but props for legal documents.
Took some googling but found the actual book the quote is from.
I am of a firm belief that what words we use do matter a lot and shapes our perception of the world but this is some outlandish shit
Edit: Link to book on drive
I believe the reason for that high rating is a form of selection bias maybe? Like if you go to IMDb you will see that live performances have a very high rating and I think is that you only gonna watch and rate if you are already fan of the band. In this case normal people are not gonna buy and read this book, only people who already agree with this nonsense.
The hospital thing is partly true, though meaningless when it comes to avoiding taxes or speeding tickets. They weren’t really a private army of the Vatican, though they did have knights and stuff. Extremely interesting fact: the Knights Hospitalier had a large (non-combat) air force for a minute due to technically being a country with no land. https://threadreaderapp.com/thread/1151832864494903296.html
Oh that is interesting, thank you!
You betcha, corporation doing business as BonesOfTheMoon!
This is some pretty off-target ideation.
There’s a whole book about it and it is hilarious.
Love these posts bones! I had no idea this was such a big movement.
Isn’t it wild? I just joined one out of curiosity via a Reddit post, and since then I’ve fallen down all their rabbit holes. There’s thousands in their groups and they’re all equally bonkers. Never seen anything like it!
It’s pretty sad. My mom fell into it hard around 2018, and back in 2020 when I stopped talking to her she was going on about how some guy in Montana was now the official ruler of the US because he filed an application to claim the United States flag during some obligatory grace period before the US sold it to the King of England. Mind you, this was before the queen died - she was convinced that the previous king was still alive and scheming to regain British ownership of the US, and that this Montana guy saved it at the last second. She was literally crying in joy.
The previous king was George V. He died of cancer in 1951 or so…and if he didn’t…ow my temporal lobe
Oh that I’ve never heard of?
Not sure if it was actually a SovCit conspiracy, or if it was Q or something else. Once she was down the rabbit hole she spent literally all day on YouTube just watching conspiracy videos.
It’s such a loose term that she probably qualifies. They aren’t very organized.
You know, when I was a kid, I’d see crazy people in asylums on TV shows like the 3 Stooges just laughing it up, having a great time. I thought “man, it must be great to be crazy, look at all the fun they’re having, not a care in the world!” Now, as a ‘grown up’, I see mental illness everywhere, and those suffering from it like Trump supporters or flat earthers or sovereign citizens are so deeply angry and sad and lost, I almost feel bad for them. Almost.
Don’t forget all the other shitty things on display. Bad habits, anger problems, addiction, poverty, ostentatious wealth, authoritarianism…. You mentioned the 3 Stooges, and man that show was full of everything wrong. But that’s what made it funny. Everyone could see some of the same thing in their daily lives.
