They’re buying 2 (along with 31 other vehicles) to make sure that our bombs blow them up. They will, and that’s all that’s going to happen.
There are enough real issues rn that y’all really need to do better at avoiding these distractions…
Or Elmo just has a lot of overstock to spare because of his shenanigans and his fellow tecnofacists and investors are having our government buy them at top dollar to prop up the house of cards that is Tesla meme stock
The Air Force is buying 2 of them. 2. That’s not going to save Tesla.
Who is Elmo?
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ISIS: So we switch to cybertrucks then?
ISIS 2: Can’t handle heat and sand.
Boko Haram: So we switch to cybertrucks?
BH 2: Can’t handle water.
Cartels: So we switch to Cybertrucks?
Cartels 2: Toyotas are cheaper.
IDF: Cybertrucks?
IDF 2: Starving GaZa is cruel enough without torturing their eyes, too.
Edit: Ya’ll Quieda: Cybertrucks?
Ya’ll Quieda 2: Hell yeah! They piss off the libs!
Ya’ll Quieda 3: But God Emperor Trump hates them now!
Ya’ll Quieda 2: Trump hates them but the libs hate them??? I DUNNO WHAT TO DO???
Edit 2:
Russia: Cybertrucks?
Russia 2: Better than what we current—
Ukraine : Got one!!!
The military already know you can’t do anything to stop a Hilux. They’re just trying for better numbers in their testing now.
I feel like the IDF2 one is more like “the small bodies of starved palestinian children get stuck between the panels and are difficult to remove”
The enemy probably will still use 1998 Toyota Hilux Trucks.
Not unless they intend to target a US city, though realistically their boot polishers would be the only ones in one of those steel caskets
That’s stupid. Terrorists are smarter than that generally speaking.
Someone blew themselves up outside Trump Tower in a Cyber Truck. Terrorists are, observably, not smarter than that.
Yes, they’re preparing to fight MAGA idiots.
So we’re at that stage of facism. fan-fucking-tastic
What about when the terrorists are home grown and appreciate the CEO’s Heil Hitler?
wElL tHeN tHeY’rE pAtRiOtS nOt TeRrOrIsTs!
So the massive surplus of cybertrucks that have just been sitting for months are finally getting a buyer huh?
They’re only buying 2 of them
No
I don’t think you need to test blowing them up. They’ve already lost if they’re using them.
Because Elon is actively selling his trucks to enemies of the US
Isn’t that every country, including the US?
No. The smart ones have banned that trashwagon
I thought these these were self-exploding.
and wait isn’t the point of a Toyota technical that it can be made for $3.50 and runs on fossil fuels?
That’s the game: try to blow them up before they self-detonate.
They going to haul a diesel generator around with them like that cybertruck arctic expedition?
What form do I file to get all my tax money back?
Blow up cybertrucks sounds good to me :-)
Problem is they’re buying them first
PC gamer sucks dick. Why do you guys post slop sites that hijacks browsers??
Hijacks a browser how?
I saw a mauve one yesterday. Could they start there?
This is 100% initiated by Elon to sell trucks to the airforce and as a bonus project an image that the cybertruck is viable for something like that. It laughably isn’t and can also easily be tracked. Off road isn’t really possible either from what I gathered.
Hard to think of a worse vehicle for that purpose actually.
It also has a tiny range compared to like the Silverado EV or Hummer.
It’s been proven to be laughably easy to break in various ways.
A 50 cal round will go right through it and into the battery. Then it’s just about being patient while it self immolates.
it is a perfectly viable strategy to get one’s enemies to buy that flaming rubbish bin Elon calls a truck.
He’s probably motivated by greed, but low key, it’s a brilliant strategy.
Oh. wait. he wants our airforce to buy them? shit.
Car no fly. Car go road
No road. Car goes boom.
The purchase order is for (2) CyberTrucks, among a group of 33 vehicles total. Here is thought they found a way to ease the glut in the used market…
