been there done that. such a bad fucking job.
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sad_detective_man@leminal.spaceto A Boring Dystopia@lemmy.world•The Los Angeles Police Department shot an Australian reporter with a rubber bullet while she was live on TV. Zero provocation.English53·9 hours agocan’t have eyes on the situation. it goes away faster the less people see it
sad_detective_man@leminal.spaceto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•"And my dick fucks your wife more than you do. What's your point?"English2·3 days agoperfect, yes 😆
Had an ex who used to say “but Shrek is Love Shrek is Life” in the same tone somebody might say “but wadya gonna do ¯\_(ツ)_/¯”
sad_detective_man@leminal.spaceto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•"And my dick fucks your wife more than you do. What's your point?"English3·3 days agoI can attest it’s really funny. I get a sick kind of pleasure from evoking discomfort in people who don’t want me to like them. I’m not really good at being nasty to people so it’s something I started doing when I learned nasty people don’t like it when you’re nice to them or unfazed by their vampire antics.
If you’ve heard of “mirroring” before, that’s my favorite. Mirroring people who don’t like you fucks them up in ways I don’t think I could with words
sad_detective_man@leminal.spaceto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•"And my dick fucks your wife more than you do. What's your point?"English12·3 days agoget really really enthusiastically interested in the watch. ask for details seem super impressed. massage that wealthy ego to the point of basically a blow job. but then just like keep going. see how long you can keep the topic on that one specific watch. don’t ever let him talk about anything that the watch means or about the dynamic he tried to establish.
optionally, loose interest and leave without ever having let anything be said that wasn’t about the watch. this is how you weaponize autism against egotists.
sad_detective_man@leminal.spaceto Gaming@lemmy.world•If you hear Latin, you're in trouble.English241·4 days agoClaire Obscure was so fucking good
sad_detective_man@leminal.spaceto Reddit@lemmy.world•Reddit gives awards to their prick moderatorsEnglish5·5 days agowell it looks like wrangling chatbots and zoomers pays for itself
can’t eat them :(
oop! too late i already love you, get wrecked, the suicide is off. if you read this u r gay and you can’t die gay because it’s pride month 😠
sad_detective_man@leminal.spaceto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Let my Duolingo streak expire cos I don't want to give them any more AI training for free and this popped up 🙄English8·6 days agoshit’s got 80 million ads now. get fucked, ICE owl
Op, I love 3 of those things pretty deeply and I hate most things. Somebody can love you.
what was the joke in this one? Calvin acquiescing doesn’t even feel particularly notable here.
sad_detective_man@leminal.spaceto Progressive Politics@lemmy.world•MAGA are the toughest people on Twitter.English6·8 days agowhat gave you that impression? he’s not pandering, he is the dumbass base
sad_detective_man@leminal.spaceto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•The solution to many problemsEnglish8·8 days agosame. I’m not quite at the point of suicide yet but I definitely don’t need to live into my goddamn
80’s50’s. not here, not now.
sad_detective_man@leminal.spaceto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Whats the difference between a duck?English3·4 months agoholy hell it’s Postal
sad_detective_man@leminal.spaceto 196@lemmy.blahaj.zone•So anyway, I'm radicalized, ruleEnglish11·5 months ago“let them roast marshmallows?”
sad_detective_man@leminal.spaceOPto ShittyDarkSouls@lemmy.world•Multiplayer zones and their consequencesEnglish1·5 months agoperhaps, I personally don’t mind invading groups. i would just give an arm and a leg to blacklist certain areas 😭🤌🤌 I’m so bored to death of always being summoned to the baby zone. like, gank me someplace with a view ffs
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