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A tweet saying “Six Male Personalities Of Modern Men Explained: (which one are you?) Read the thread. " It has a picture of some of these, the first one is “alpha male”.It has a cartoonish picture of a guy in a suit. The next is “Beta male”. This shows a person wearing a blazer, with a sneer on their face. The one after this is “Delta Male”. This shows a guy in a plain white t-shirt. Next is a “Gamma male” It shows a guy in a red-and-black striped tshirt, with long hair. The next one is an “Omega Male” It shows a person with short black hair, glasses and suspenders.” The last one is a “Sigma male” It shows a guy with sunglasses and a leather jacket."
if you’re none of these you might be φ-male
This needs far more upvotes than it has. Maybe people aren’t familiar with the correct pronunciation of that letter?
Thanks! I think the correct pronunciation might technically be /ˈfaɪ/ (FYE), but I’ve heard it pronounced /ˈfi/ (FEE) often enough, I’m not sure.
According to Wikipedia, modern pronunciation agrees with us (“FEE”), but apparently ancient Greeks would have pronounced it “FEY” (or “FEY-EE”, I can’t quite tell to what degree epsilon-iota was a diphthong).
when I see epsilon-iotas on campus, they tend to be diphthongs.
Nice
Literally astrology lmao
astrology except you pick your starsign to fit your personality instead of the reverse, I guess
We have a term for this. It’s called “making stuff up”
Omg That is so sigma-Aquarius of you
I’ve always been more of a “Regulus of Antimony” or “Rutile”
Seriously? Not a single Brave New world reference??!!??
Alpha children wear grey. They work much harder than we do, because they’re so frightfully clever. I’m really awfully glad I’m a Beta, because I don’t work so hard. And then we are much better than the Gammas and Deltas. Gammas are stupid. They all wear green, and Delta children wear khaki. Oh no, I don’t want to play with Delta children. And Epsilons are still worse.”
I guess the people who identify themself as “<insert Greek letter here> male” don’t bother about books much.
What kind of kid picks out grey or khaki clothes?
They’ll learn some new Greek letters soon, and been there’ll be more.
Will they tho
I’m just looking at different Doctor Who characters aren’t I.
Where’s the Ligma Male?
Out ligging some balls
They’d all look a lot better if they smiled more
They look like a reunion of Jordan Peterson’s unfuckable family tree.
Does anyone read into this bollocks?
May as well measure my head.
May as well measure my head.
You joke, but they literally talk about measuring certain parts of people’s faces and have weird terms for certain jaw types/sizes and shit.
It’s real fucking weird.
It’s just a listicle for the alt right male. No different than the witch Disney princess are you, or the Myers Briggs crap.
At this point I would be unsurprised if it was all LLMs just pumping them out.
15M views
Remember that four letter thing that was who you were? Like I for intelligence etc. This kind of crap have always existed, like horoscopes!
MBTI
It’s honestly more rooted in psychology than any of this crap is. It’s easy to tell whether you lean introverted or extroverted. This crap is just Neo-Nazi eugenics
It must suck being so insecure.
It’s just the same angry guy with 6 different styles.
Idk what those terms mean but it seems pretty gay to be comparing your boyfriends like that
The Myth of the Alpha Male by Pop Culture Detective 31 minutes and 37 seconds https://youtu.be/kpvpadX5mwM
Looks like all you have to do to be an alpha is grow facial hair and wear a suit.
Alpha male is the stereotype of MLM salesman
They all look the same except the Harry Potter type.
Omegas are Jewish, don’t be antiseptic.
But then you could get an infection.
