Gotta get all that Concord money back somehow!

It’s relentlessly bleak and cruel but fun and entertaining at the same time (at least the first one).

It’s also really not all that hard once you figure out what’s most important to grow the city.

Trump once told a story about seeing a man bleeding out in front of him after falling down. His first thought was that the blood ruins the beautiful marble floor. He’s a sociopath.

Pictures of him smiling are the worst. He looks like it physically hurts him and his false teeth are so comically white it looks like an AI picture.

It worked for Germany. Just, you know, for all the non-dead people.

Da gibt es sogar ein Maus Comic über diese Zeit, das ist sogar noch besser.

Also, countries with socialized healthcare usually also have private health care. But since they have to compete with the public option their prizes are fairly reasonable.

And that’s not socialism, it’s capitalism.

Also hides his gut and adult diaper.

Echter Satz, den ich mal auf Arbeit gehört habe: “Ich werde versuchen, darüber nachzudenken.”

There it is, the long lost city of Atlanta!

Oh yeah, the super sorcerer that didn’t want to die. I seriuosly never understood why DEATH keeps him around.

Maybe he wants to prove to Albert that he genuinely wants to die after being a servant for several millenia?

I actually once saw a picture with the caption “Human rights attorney Amal Clooney and her husband, an actor.”

CITIZEN! DO NOT BE ALARMED! YOU WILL FEEL A SMALL TICKLING SENSATION AND THEN DEATH!

Well, he could talk to his adopted granddaughter, but who does that?

I always felt he only took on an apprentice to have someone to talk to.

Well to be fair in his later works, the grotesque aliens are mostly merely indifferent towards humans and not inherently evil. But yeah, most of his stuff is super rascist nevertheless.

It will then attempt to consume them again.

Are there any numbers how many Russians surrender to get away from Russia?

Um, he has already boasted to be into transgender porn.

That’s an insult to third graders.

Er ist nicht der schlechteste Kanzler, den Deutschland jemals hatte (da gibt es noch einen anderen), aber auf jeden Fall einer der schlechtest-möglichen in einer Zeit von so vielen Krisen und Herausforderungen. Trotzdem bin ich mir sicher, dass wir uns noch alle Scholz zurückwünschen werden, wenn erst Merz regiert.