Doctors have a lot of ‘go away and leave me alone’ statements that are mostly meant to just get you out the door.

Not just phrases, there’s a whole set of strategies.

I’ve lost count of the times my kids have been dismissed with a GTFO bandage and sent on their way. About half the time we’ve been called back the day after, when the orthopedic attendings have taken a look at what the residents screwed up over night.

Dude! You can’t incite violence… Besides talk is cheap

There’s a story in Danish news media about a preteen girl getting a 100 USD bill from the advance people. The dad got pissed, framed the bill and put it on the wall and donated its value to charity. The story concludes with a statement from the tax authorities, that the money must be reported as taxable income.

IDK about you, but if people associated with a child molester’s son, working to further the child molester’s cause, had given my kids money, I’d be fucking furious.

This time microsoft’s gone too far, internet explorer can’t post memes!

I work with young people starting out in IT, so I’m used to getting screenshots, and I’m so used to screenshots made with a phone instead of just capturing the screen, that I’ve stopped complaining… But come on! At least evaluate the result of the first picture and maybe do another if it’s illegible.

Can’t you get a used for the money as a stetson? Seems like a bit pricey cap

Thank fuck I didn’t get that subscription, I was looking into getting a secure mail service. I engaged with people calling proton a CIA honeypot, investigating what was up with the rumors and I was about to jump into bed with proton.

I agree with both of you, but it would seem OP isn’t a position to borrow money for a nice pair of boots, but just need to replace the replace the duct tape currently employed as footwear.

Other have said it too, but I’ll boil it down:

• Budget beaters are not on car apps. That’s mostly dealers, who will be making a profit.
• Buy from individuals. Use general second hand platforms instead, like facebook marketplace or what is used in your location.
• Be weary of private individuals flipping cars, they’re looking for profit like dealers, but will have done nothing in terms of maintenance beside the painfully obvious, which will have been a diy job with the cheapest parts available.
• Running costs are a PITA. Besides insurance and fuel you should look at what a set of tyres costs. For some reason that’s a somewhat decent indicator of maintenance costs level.
• Depending on periodic inspection rules in your country, buying a recently inspected car can mean you have a car for 2 years that you can discard afterwards, instead of sinking a shit loaf of money into maintenance ahead of the next inspection.
• Depending on where you live, cars can have been used as collateral for car loans. Typically not at your price point, but it’s something to be aware of. Buying a super cheap car, only to find out that it comes with 2 times it’s price in debt sucks.

What’s your budget? I mean I don’t think 10k € is a car for broke people, but are we talking 5k? 2k? I found a local Suzuki Wagon R+, 20years old, ugly AF faded paint, but a solid car with a couple of years left, listed for 13k DKK, that’s like 1700 €. I don’t think that you’ll have much luck finding cheaper cars than that.

That’s some serious click baiting. Naturally you can’t run a printer for more than 8760 hrs each year, so 100k is definitely of a hint. But then at least try for 12 printers instead

You can’t still be pissed about that property deal. Besides you were the assholes strutting your ships around Bornholm starting that war.

But it does give me an idea… Say Sweden, that’s a nice nuclear power plant you’ve got there in Varberg. It sure would be a shame if something was to happen to it. You know, accidents happen. If we were to suddenly find 200 unmanned CV90s somewhere, we would be much more capable of helping you protect Ringhals /s

Good! Only 4 more scalps and you’ve earned a Pripps Blå and a can of snus.

It’s sometimes city names. For instance IKEA’s doormats are in large part named after Danish towns. Eg “lohals”, “klampenborg”, “køge” and “østerild”, except instead of just wiping their feet on us, they even insist on using that stupid German ö instead of the proper ø.

Fuck you, you drunken Swedes! If it hadn’t been for NATO we would have taken Skåne, Halland, and Blekinge… And Norway while we were at it!

What about Portugal?

Brings to mind the old Liz Phair banger H.W.C. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=DjYGxVzIxq4 In which case I agree, “beauty fluid” is cross … and probably overpriced, given about half of the population is able to produce it at home for free.

Oh shit, looks like Elon got to go to the mall to “train” with the swords at gamestop, and now he’s all cocky.

Redgif apparently

About half a cup or so, but when I forget the semen knife it clogs the drain real fast

Is that the unreleased prequel to that bowling for soup hit?

Every DRM related app afterwards: WARNING! This phone is running insecure software and is incompatible with this service.

And before you tell me just to not use Netflix on my phone, I’m talking about a government app that lets me authenticate and without which I can’t read official messages or login to any government or banking service.

So if I want to survive as an adult Dane, I pretty much have to figure out which company I would like to get sodomized by, and which is less of a clingy little bitch afterwards.