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minus-squaremothersprotege@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up8·4 days agoThe way I heard this joke as a kid was, “How do you fit an elephant in a Safeway* bag?” “I dunno, how?” “You take the ‘S’ out of Safe, and the ‘f’ out of way!” Then you would hope they actually arrived at the punchline, but you’d often have to prompt them a bit. *Safeway is a regional American supermarket chain
minus-squareaeronmelon@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·4 days agoMy introduction to the internet was finding a page of elephant jokes. I will never laugh that hard ever again.
minus-squareLyra_Lycan@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·4 days agoSafeway used to be in England as well
minus-squareOnomatopoeia@lemmy.cafelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·edit-24 days agoI don’t get it. Ahh, nevermind.
minus-squareacockworkorange@mander.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up2arrow-down1·4 days ago“Get the fuck outta way"
minus-squaremothersprotege@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up2·3 days agoFor the record, they’re supposed to say, “There’s no ‘f’ in way!” In my experience, they usually say something more like, “What?”
The way I heard this joke as a kid was,
“How do you fit an elephant in a Safeway* bag?”
“I dunno, how?”
“You take the ‘S’ out of Safe, and the ‘f’ out of way!”
Then you would hope they actually arrived at the punchline, but you’d often have to prompt them a bit.
*Safeway is a regional American supermarket chain
My introduction to the internet was finding a page of elephant jokes. I will never laugh that hard ever again.
Safeway used to be in England as well
I don’t get it.
Ahh, nevermind.
“Get the fuck outta way"
For the record, they’re supposed to say, “There’s no ‘f’ in way!” In my experience, they usually say something more like, “What?”
That makes more sense.