• HairyHarry@lemmy.world
    412·
    5 days ago

    German is easy:

    gloves = Handschuhe => hand shoes

    scarf = Halsschuh => neck shoe

    condom = Schwanzschuh => dick shoe

    • Affidavit@lemmy.world
      40·
      5 days ago

      Wow, you’re right. German really is amazing!

      mittens = Faustschuhe => fist shoes

      hat = Kopfschuh => head shoe

      glasses = Augenschuhe => eye shoes

      earrings = Ohrschuhe => ear shoes

      mask = Gesichtsschuh => face shoe

      bra = Brustschuhe => breast shoes

      shirt = Rumpfschuh => torso shoe

      pants = Beinschuhe => leg shoes

      helmet = Gehirnschuh => brain shoe

      diaper = Babyschambereichschuh => baby shame-area shoe