‘Fire shoe’ encompasses both meanings satisfactorily.

Tree wool.

Okay, that is really cool. I think German wins here.

Does Dutch keep both forms?

I believe both Old English and Old High German kept both the compound word (hand shoe) and the singular word (e.g. glōf) before eventually choosing one and discarding the other. I’m curious if there are any Germanic languages that have kept both forms into the modern era.

But yeah, fireplace just sounds so much cooler…

Although… Why not… Fire shoe? Yeah, that’s even better.

Fire shoe it is. I’ll let Oxford know.

Chimney.

Wow, you’re right. German really is amazing!

mittens = Faustschuhe => fist shoes

hat = Kopfschuh => head shoe

glasses = Augenschuhe => eye shoes

earrings = Ohrschuhe => ear shoes

mask = Gesichtsschuh => face shoe

bra = Brustschuhe => breast shoes

shirt = Rumpfschuh => torso shoe

pants = Beinschuhe => leg shoes

helmet = Gehirnschuh => brain shoe

diaper = Babyschambereichschuh => baby shame-area shoe

I’ll have you know that the history of ‘gloves’ in English goes back long before the Norman conquest; the roots in English are neither from French nor Latin.

What I really want to know is if shoes in German are called ‘fußglof’?

If you say, ‘yes’, then I really will be jealous. I want a foot glove…

I don’t like cars, but this is fucking bonkers. Trapping people in place isn’t ‘protesting’, it’s being a twat.

All the people claiming that this is a legitimate protest surely understand that the car driver was only ‘counterprotesting’, right?