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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 6 days ago

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I knew it

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 6 days ago
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  • VeganCheesecake@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    That’s an ugly-ass mansion.

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      I’m wondering if this is a result of having to spend most of the time indoors or be in the camera lens of paparazzi. We’re looking at a photo from one right now probably.

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        Quite possibly. With that in mind it was probably designed from the inside. That way there’s not much you can do about the exterior.

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          That was my thought too. Or rather, you sacrifice the outside aesthetics (which you yourself wouldn’t be able to enjoy because you can’t be outside) to gain interior aesthetics which you could.

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            In fairness, my aesthetic of choice is brutalism, so if I became ungodlyly famous, my house would very much look like a bunker, which is proof you can have your cake and eat it

      • RowRowRowYourBot@sh.itjust.works
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        It’s a bad angle. It is difficult to shoot homes on the Gold Coast from the water

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      Money can’t buy good taste.

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      Most mansions are ugly as fuck.

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      Of all the things to hate on Taylor Swift for buying a McMansion and living in it as her primary residence is really silly. From what I remember, she’s been there since at least 2014. The house isn’t that big in person.

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        Idc either way about Taylor Swift’s house, but that’s significantly more than a McMansion.

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          Take a look at the breakers a few miles away to gain some perspective and tell me that this is a mansion.

          https://www.newportmansions.org/gilded-age/history-of-newport-mansions/

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            Square footage of Taylor Swift’s house: 11,000 square feet

            Square footage of the average US house: 2,417 square feet

            mansion noun man·​sion ˈman(t)-shən : a large imposing residence

            It’s a mansion.

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            That’s still easily a mansion yeah lol. McMansion would still be “single family” sized in my bullshit-personal-definition of the word. Several families of multiple generations can live in a mansion. I bet there’s 12 bedrooms in that house

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            K, this is a mansion

      • VeganCheesecake@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        I just think it’s ugly. Like, I’m honestly pretty indifferent towards Taylor Swift. Both about her music, and her as a person. Like, she isn’t great, but there are billionaires that are a lot worse than her. Who probably still live in less ugly mansions.

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    at least she didnt bury them on her golf course

    • Oxysis/Oxy@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      Or next to the many runaways her private jet takes off from every 15 minutes

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    Coincidentally all 12 victims were protesters against Taylor Swift’s airplane use.

    The only lead the police has is that the bodies were dumped from an airplane.

    /jk

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      Nevermind guys. They were all just Boeing whistle blowers. Nothing to see here.

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    All this time I thought that Shia Labeouf was the killer. I now want another musical.

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    How many ex-boyfriends does Taylor Swift have again?

    • The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldOPM
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      I just googled it, and surprisingly the number actually is 12.

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        Thats somehow less than I thought.

        I suppose when you’re rich enough to not have to think about “How will I cover the rent if I dump his ass?” Probably makes the number higher than for regular folks.

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          Yeah, it is more than average. The average number of lifetime sexual (I didn’t see data for just “dating”) partners for an individual is in the single digits, around 4-7.

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          Every time she ends a relationship she makes six figures on an album release in which she talks shit about her recent ex causing the people who have been hypnotised by her music into sending infinite death threats as is subliminally requested by their cult leader through the music.

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      alive or dead?

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        First one, then the other.

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    I’m glad that human remains discovered. I don’t even want to imagine if humans were never discovered or were forgotten.

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      Arent most people forgotten? Lioe billions and billions over the millennia.

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        About 110 billion, or 94% of people who ever lived are dead.

        It’s actually surprisingly few.

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      I wish.

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    The square footage of the mansion that I’m referring to is 138,300 square feet. The kitchen alone is the size of a house

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      Gotta have room to fly downstairs to the kitchen for that late night glass of water.

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        I’m starting a convoy for the downstairs bathroom, start packing your provisions.

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    Why is there a picture of a golf clubhouse?

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      Because American rich people don’t deserve their money

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      I think that’s just a regular house

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    None of the victims had any bone marrow left.

    One victim even wrote Becky in his own blood.

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    Id respect her more

    • Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world
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      One unsolved murder at every tour destination. Coincidence?

      Yes.

      Probably.

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    Daddy did say, “Stay away from Juliet”…

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    Come to find out “I’m just gonna shake, shake, shake” was her answer to after birth abortions.

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      Pro tip: shaking a crying baby will make it stop crying.

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        “Wish somebody told me; hindsight’s 20/20; never take a baby to a rave.”

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    At least Taylor’s okay.

    Reminds me of this

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    STFU hahhahah

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