If his glutes were fused it’d make walking difficult
Plus he has a fully functional plug for the socket in the wall
He is fully functional and programmed in multiple techniques. A wide variety of pleasuring. A fully integrated multi-fetish artificial being.
Multi-pass
Not the reference i was making but i cackled
Meat popsicle
Tripolymer and bioplast sheeting popsicle*
His skull powders Klingon skulls, is it duranium? Maybe it’s Maybelline?
“I call him… Fister Roboto.”
“But he doesn’t just fist! Tell 'em!”
He’s learning
“Not slacking off!”
If they are fully functional … it assumes that they would be capable of providing sexual pleasure for either human sex. The butt crack is just another aspect of being “fully functional” … for any sexual event.
…yes? That was why i quoted naked now?
(And archer but that was just gravy for me)
“Thanks, dad!”
He has a functioning cock too.
Oddly, it didn’t get it’s own display space.
Fuck it, let’s go in the opposite direction. We’re not obligated to perfectly emulate human anatomy, so why not give him four ass cheeks? Dual crack technology
Anything you’d do with a single-assed droid, but four times harder
At least nobody would accuse you of half-assing it
4 ass cheeks, but arranged in quadrants like the galaxy. Still only 1 b-hole right in the galactic center!
That is exactly what I was picturing, intersecting cracks for maximum output
1 poop, 3 rolls of TP, a bidet like a car wash
Absurd, obviously a top shelf android would have a self-cleaning ass. I’m imagining an energy based cleaning system, simply incinerate all contamination using fire or lasers emitted from within the butthole
If they’re supposed to mimic humans you’d want at least the shape of a booty. Otherwise you’d have an android walking around with Hank-Hill-Butt
Heat and air pressure exhaust. It’s full of electronics after all.
He’s full of electronics.
Racist.
I’m not sure if this is racism per se, but you raise a fair point. I will assume a male preference as Data is always referred to as such without any objection, though I don’t recall him explicitly identifying as male and everyone may be in the wrong here.
You’re telling me that there’s a constant jet of hot air coming out as the CPU fans do their job?
Not “constant” no… more like occasionally it opens and lets it out.
Also he eats and drinks … waste products do have to come out somewhere eventually
What does an android need with a dick?
Simple answer; to be fully functional.
(Also, the definition of android is an intelligent, automated machine made to resemble a human…)
“Smooth as an android’s bottom”
Hahahaha, took me a second
I just noticed how weird it was to arrange all the body parts in that way in that display.
If the ship had been lost, damaged or abandoned or some reason and an alien species had come upon it … they would have seen this display and wondered what kind of weird crab like creatures inhabited this ship
Is it not aesthetically pleasing, sir?
Right. Like Soong is going to build an android that can’t do a proper slut drop.
For poopin silly
