• Jamablaya@lemmy.today
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    2 days ago

    It’d take 6 Viking women just to pick your fat ass up off the computer chair.

    • PugJesus@lemmy.world
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      2 days ago

      No worries, I’m of the rare species of Thin American. I weigh less than, statistically speaking, the average Danish woman.

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        2 days ago

        I deem you a threat to Ozempic/Wegovy maker NovoNordisk - we thought we had an engine for infinite growth when we decided to monetize fat yanks, but you had to go and stay thin, didn’t ya!

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          2 days ago

          Not only that, I only support universal healthcare to break the death-grip of the Danish Menace™ on our sugary-snack-gorged throats!

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            2 days ago

            Did I mention that Novo also produces insulin? You’re basically a double menace, the king kindly asks you to take it down a notch… or else!

    • uis@lemm.ee
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      It’d take 24 Viking women just to pick your american fat ass up off the computer chair.