• PugJesus@lemmy.world
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    2 days ago

    No worries, I’m of the rare species of Thin American. I weigh less than, statistically speaking, the average Danish woman.

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      I deem you a threat to Ozempic/Wegovy maker NovoNordisk - we thought we had an engine for infinite growth when we decided to monetize fat yanks, but you had to go and stay thin, didn’t ya!

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        2 days ago

        Not only that, I only support universal healthcare to break the death-grip of the Danish Menace™ on our sugary-snack-gorged throats!

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          Did I mention that Novo also produces insulin? You’re basically a double menace, the king kindly asks you to take it down a notch… or else!