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minus-squarethe_crotch@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up19arrow-down78·2 months ago2 years? I’d castrate myself to get away from this woman after 2 dates.
minus-squarealtkey@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up56arrow-down1·edit-22 months agoDid you just castrate yourself? Good boy, saved your mommy some money!
minus-squareJackbyDev@programming.devlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up46arrow-down3·2 months agoJesus fucking Christ, you don’t need to be so dramatic. You could just break up, weirdo. Nobody would be holding you hostage.
minus-squarebarneypiccolo@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up19·2 months ago“They’re so dramatic rhey make me want to set myself on fire!” -Lucille Bluth
minus-squarethe_crotch@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up4arrow-down20·2 months agoIdk. 2 years later guy doesn’t look like he’s there by choice. That’s a “begrudgingly accepted the inevitable” face
minus-squareJackbyDev@programming.devlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up16·2 months agoWhat in the actual fuck in this comic implies they’re being held captive for two years?
minus-squarethe_crotch@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up3arrow-down13·2 months agoHis thousand yard stare and the fact that he’s stayed in a relationship with someone this obnoxious for 2 years
minus-squareJackbyDev@programming.devlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·2 months agoSaying “damn right” while being called a “good boy” makes you interpret that as a thousand yard stare?
minus-squarethe_crotch@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up1arrow-down13·2 months agoTrauma is complicated. It’s going to take him years of therapy to figure out why he said that.
minus-squareRachelRodent@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·edit-22 months agoI don’t know if you are trolling or being fr but if trolling this is brilliant If being fr, you are boring
minus-squarethe_crotch@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up1arrow-down14·2 months agoI mean yeah she’s cute but the novelty is going to wear off after the 4000th time she does something like this. There’s quirky and there’s annoying. It’s a fine line that she isn’t even attempting to stay on the right side of.
minus-squarethe_crotch@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up3arrow-down12·2 months agoMore like “not nearly that desperate”
minus-squareDontMakeMoreBabies@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up5arrow-down3·2 months agoTotally normal and chill vibes. Yep.
minus-squareFiroaren@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up21arrow-down1·2 months agoI’d castrate myself if it meant I could be with that woman
minus-squarethe_crotch@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up5arrow-down9·2 months agoYou say that now but this shit would get annoying real quick
minus-squaregandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkarrow-up12arrow-down1·2 months agobetter so, leaves more for us
minus-squarethe_crotch@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up1arrow-down15·2 months agoYou’ll figure it out when you’re old enough to start dating
minus-squaregandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkarrow-up6arrow-down1·2 months agowhat kind of idiot tries to tell other people what’s best for them. don’t you have other things to do?
minus-squarethe_crotch@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up1arrow-down2·2 months ago what kind of idiot tries to tell other people what’s best for them. Take your pick of the idiots attacking me for having a different opinion than them in this thread. How about you? What kind of idiot are you?
minus-squaregandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkarrow-up2arrow-down1·edit-22 months ago afaik, you started this
minus-squareCheeryLBottom@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·edit-22 months agoOh, a challenge! Assuming you lose, I win
minus-squarethe_crotch@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up1arrow-down4·2 months agoI forfeit, she’s all yours. May God have mercy on your soul.
2 years? I’d castrate myself to get away from this woman after 2 dates.
Did you just castrate yourself? Good boy, saved your mommy some money!
Jesus fucking Christ, you don’t need to be so dramatic. You could just break up, weirdo. Nobody would be holding you hostage.
“They’re so dramatic rhey make me want to set myself on fire!” -Lucille Bluth
Idk. 2 years later guy doesn’t look like he’s there by choice. That’s a “begrudgingly accepted the inevitable” face
What in the actual fuck in this comic implies they’re being held captive for two years?
His thousand yard stare and the fact that he’s stayed in a relationship with someone this obnoxious for 2 years
Saying “damn right” while being called a “good boy” makes you interpret that as a thousand yard stare?
Trauma is complicated. It’s going to take him years of therapy to figure out why he said that.
I don’t know if you are trolling or being fr but if trolling this is brilliant If being fr, you are boring
I mean yeah she’s cute but the novelty is going to wear off after the 4000th time she does something like this. There’s quirky and there’s annoying. It’s a fine line that she isn’t even attempting to stay on the right side of.
Nah that’s just dry humor
Weak
More like “not nearly that desperate”
Totally normal and chill vibes. Yep.
I’d castrate myself if it meant I could be with that woman
You say that now but this shit would get annoying real quick
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better so, leaves more for us
You’ll figure it out when you’re old enough to start dating
what kind of idiot tries to tell other people what’s best for them.
don’t you have other things to do?
Take your pick of the idiots attacking me for having a different opinion than them in this thread. How about you? What kind of idiot are you?
afaik, you started this
Oh, a challenge! Assuming you lose, I win
I forfeit, she’s all yours. May God have mercy on your soul.