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JackbyDev
Any pronouns. 33.
Professional developer and amateur gardener located near Atlanta, GA in the USA.
I’m using a new phone keyboard, please forgive typos.
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JackbyDev@programming.devto Not The Onion@lemmy.world•WSJ Drops Shock Exposé on Elon Musk’s Alleged Attempts to Impregnate X Influencers — ‘To Reach Legion Level Before the Next Apocalypse’English2·1 day agoHow does one say they’ve been the victim of something without drawing attention to themselves??
https://www.yellowpagesoptout.com/ to stop getting the not-ad ads mailed to you that you visit and supposedly aren’t thrust on you.
JackbyDev@programming.devtoMicroblog Memes@lemmy.world•What were people doing before high fives??English1·2 days agoI find it preposterous to believe that nobody made these dishes before the 1960s. Surely people did. They just weren’t popular or have the branding associated.
JackbyDev@programming.devtoMicroblog Memes@lemmy.world•What were people doing before high fives??English1·2 days agoCredit scores may be relatively new, but Equifax as a company existed since 1899 as “Retail Credit Company” and has always done some form of credit reporting.
I eat jon, it’s what I do
JackbyDev@programming.devto Technology@lemmy.world•Tesla odometer uses “predictive algorithms” to void warranty, lawsuit claimsEnglish11·2 days agoThat’s a smellometer!
Had a similar thing once. Some how, some way, the DBA copied and pasted something wrong. Oracle DB had some odd extra syntax for left and right joins that other DBs didn’t (or at least that I’d never seen). My best guess is that he auto formatted out of habit and maybe it took those symbols out.
It took a long time to find that. Because the only evidence something was wrong was that ONE of our customers wasn’t being billed for ONE product. Everyone else was fine. Basically they were using it in a very atypical way. The left joins made sure to include them in the billing even because they didn’t have whatever was on the right of that join. Everyone else did.
A directory of businesses
That’s literally still advertising lol
JackbyDev@programming.devto Technology@lemmy.world•TLS Certificate Lifetimes Will Officially Reduce to 47 DaysEnglish131·2 days agoDamn, if only there was some way to certify that.
JackbyDev@programming.devto Technology@lemmy.world•TLS Certificate Lifetimes Will Officially Reduce to 47 DaysEnglish131·2 days agoCerts are free through Let’s Encrypt (and have been for quite some time now, like a decade). Certs makes people peeking at what you’re doing along the route substantially more difficult.
It looks like the characters from the game Among Us.
JackbyDev@programming.devto Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What's the craziest thing that ever happened at your workplace?English5·2 days agoSounds like an industrial setting, they typically get three phases. Probably also explains the desire.
JackbyDev@programming.devto People Twitter@sh.itjust.works•The Recording Industry attacks the Internet Archive and the Wayback MachineEnglish15·2 days agoThey were being sarcastic.
JackbyDev@programming.devto Not The Onion@lemmy.world•WSJ Drops Shock Exposé on Elon Musk’s Alleged Attempts to Impregnate X Influencers — ‘To Reach Legion Level Before the Next Apocalypse’English2·2 days ago….On the other hand, she’s an influencer farming attention. And not in a good way. That cuts a lot of my empathy short.
How the hell is exposing weird shit an evil person says and his bribes to give you hush money “farming attention?” You’re victim blaming.
JackbyDev@programming.devto Not The Onion@lemmy.world•WSJ Drops Shock Exposé on Elon Musk’s Alleged Attempts to Impregnate X Influencers — ‘To Reach Legion Level Before the Next Apocalypse’English81·2 days agoJesus fucking Christ, your mentality right now is that hush money is okay. You’re saying that because she’s getting a lot of money she shouldn’t complain.
JackbyDev@programming.devto Technology@lemmy.world•LG TVs’ integrated ads get more personal with tech that analyzes viewer emotionsEnglish3·2 days agoIdk, the only people I know who pay for YouTube premium are a queer couple.
JackbyDev@programming.devto World News@lemmy.world•El Salvador blocks US senator from visiting wrongly deported Salvadoran manEnglish5·2 days agoA sitting Senator who is a member of the minority opposition party is asking for him to be returned.
You’ve buried the lede so deep. Try “the nine justices of the Supreme Court made a unanimous decision.”
JackbyDev@programming.devto World News@lemmy.world•El Salvador blocks US senator from visiting wrongly deported Salvadoran manEnglish4·2 days agoThe US government is telling the US government to return him but the US government isn’t listening to the US government. I think the statement that the US has lost control of the reigns is apt. The US government cannot currently control the US government.
It’s a little late now, but don’t forget that FreeTaxUSA is free for federal and cheap for state. Also much less annoying to use than Intuit TurboTax. They don’t do those fake loading animations like “checking the best deal!” As if a computer can’t do like a billion of those a second.