Summary

The Trump administration faces a dilemma as skyrocketing egg prices due to bird flu have forced Agriculture Secretary Brooke Rollins to consider emergency imports.

With eggs now averaging $8 per dozen (up from $2.25 last fall), Trump may need to request imports from countries he’s recently antagonized—particularly Canada, the largest U.S. egg importer, which Trump has threatened with tariffs and annexation.

Other potential egg suppliers (Netherlands, UK, China) have also faced Trump’s recent hostility through tariffs or threats.

Meanwhile, Turkey plans to export 420 million eggs to the U.S., but this represents less than 5% of monthly U.S. production.

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    10 hours ago

    If i was Canada leadership I would give eggs for 50% mineral rights and demand he say thank you and repeat he has no eggs over and over again.

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    What if we take our remaining eggs and force feed them to trump until he explodes. I would be willing to sacrifice my eggs for that

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      21 hours ago

      At about 1,4$US for a dozen, why don’t you come visit instead?

      Peanut fried fries, day fresh cheese curds, steaming thick chicken BBQ sauce with an over easy egg on top is worth the detour.

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        Been trying to get a visa and properly become Canadian ever since visiting and falling in love.

        In time…

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        Been a couple times, would love to go again! Great food, nice people, great sights. Unfortunately, as a non-white person, leaving the States right now except for some permanent reason seems tenuous to me, and I’ve a family to consider.

        Working on convincing everyone to move, but it’s tricky with jobs and pets and extended family kids…but we’ll see.

        In the meantime, I’ve been buying eggs from local farmers directly for ~$5-$6 per dozen which is less than the store and half the time is basically a neighbor of mine.

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    23 hours ago

    One of the oldest addages: Don’t put all your eggs in one basket

    The US is facing rising egg costs because their chicken farms are absolutely massive and susceptible to disease. Ironically a larget network of small farms results in stable prices.

    This is a metaphor for all of capitalism.

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    19 hours ago

    Fuck em. I like inexpensive eggs and it’s not like they would send us shit if the shoe were on the other foot. Besides, we have a supply system and would effectively be subsidizing US exports with higher prices. So double fuck em.

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      Also… You don’t really need eggs. It’s not water or medicine or anything like that, they just need chicken periods because they nood something to gobble down beacon

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      22 hours ago

      That’s not how that works 😅

      Edit: Thank you everyone for the quick correction and downvotes. I was completely wrong about how Canada can totally do this to take in some extra cash. I thought they were called duties when imposed by the exporting country. Wow was I ever the wrongest person that had ever wronged. Sorry again guys, next time I’ll just keep my trap shut

      • NιƙƙιDιɱҽʂ@lemmy.world
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        No one was even mean about you being wrong, were they? I see one polite/neutral correction with backing information and some downvotes.

        Downvotes are just numbers. Chill out, man, you’re good 😅

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        Wow was I ever the wrongest person that had ever wronged. Sorry again guys, next time I’ll just keep my trap shut

        “Man, when I was younger I shoved my ignorance in people’s faces. They beat me with sticks. By the time I was forty my blunt instrument had been honed to a fine cutting point for me. If you hide your ignorance, no one will hit you and you’ll never learn.”

        -Professor Faber, Fahrenheit 451

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        23 hours ago

        Export tariffs are a thing and Canada could implement them on eggs to make sure US shortages and price hikes don’t spread to Canada. Would that push prices to 1.50 per egg? No, but it would stop Canadian egg exports from helping US pricing at the expense of Canadian pricing.

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    Trump Might Have to Ask Foes Like Trudeau for Emergency Eggs

    Woah woah woah. Why the ever-loving fuck are they calling Trudeau a “foe”?! Are they just priming people to believe we’re enemies now so that when the inevitable invasion comes they feel justified?!

    Language matters and this is yet another disgusting betrayal.

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        I think I’m the only one who remembers when Trudeau and Trump and Nieto signed that NAFTA agreement and Trump screwed up by signing in the wrong place and Trudeau covered for him to save him embarrassment. A very classy move that went completely unnoticed by a classless thug.

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        No. We’re allies and good trading partners. If Trudeau is a “foe” then it’s only because Trump is making unrealistic demands of submission or being crushed.

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              Trump’s voice is loud, bombastic, and belligerent, but rarely anchored in reality. There doesn’t seem to be any limits to how low he will go, but that doesn’t change realities like the worlds two largest trading partners, thousands of miles of unguarded border, a long history of cooperation and yes, friendship. Do what you have to to deal with Trumps BS and know that half the US will cheer you on and only hope you’ll give us the chance to make it up to you in four years

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        24 hours ago

        but not of the US. and trump represent the US. many people consume news by inferring from headlines. and a headline like this one reads the canada is a foe of the us

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        Common sense is trump’s foe… anyone with a lick of it is basically a sworn enemy

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      Krasnov Trump’s foe due to threatening Trudeau with invasion,

      Canada is not US foe.

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    Trudeau should provide eggs on these conditions:

    1. The egg cartons are labeled “a gift from your neighbors in Canada” with a flag on it
    2. The american flag isn’t featured anywhere on it
    3. Trump’s name and signature can’t be featured anywhere on it

    Then send Trump the agreement for signature. Points #2 and #3 are obvious things to leave off a carton of eggs, until you tell Trump he can’t have them, then they’ll become a critical issue blocking his signature. Then go on Twitter and Truth Social and say “We have 2 billion eggs ready for you guys and Trump is refusing to let us send them” and let the shitstorm follow.

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        I like it, then you could make a black market for eggs, and people could conspicuously post that they acquired the coveted eggs through illicit means.

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          We should make this an online thing even if it doesn’t happen. Imagine ai news popping up with stories of black market eggs from Canada!

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      I like it. Maybe mix in some vids by egg influencers on SM showing Canadians frying up some product and sitting down to big plates of omelettes. President Musk and Drumpf could be on TV in the background, red-faced and shrieking and fuming and Nazi-saluting, with the TV sound turned off of course, while the Canadians smile and have 2nds.

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    Trudeau should plan a meeting in Ottawa to sign the egg pact, then berate Trump’s ill-fitting suit and say that Canada will slap a 100% export tariff on eggs to the US unless Trump hands over Michigan’s Upper Peninsula.

    He won’t, because not even Trudeau is that big of an asshole.

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        Sure, we have a golden citizenship for 20 millions (CAD, makes it cheaper for you). You’ll still be an immigrant tho, so expect our conservatives to tell you your DEI if you work and a parasite if you dont.

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      The egg thing is really strange to me. Are people eating a few eggs every single day? I usually buy an 18 count every few weeks at most.

      I understand that eggs are used in a significant amount of products that aren’t just raw eggs, but the people complaining so loudly are probably not the businesses that use them.

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        The direct issue is the price on the shelf. People see it and get angry, but it raises the cost of a significant number of products in the store.

        The other problem I see is that eggs are $8 a dozen and the shelves are FULL. That’s not a shortage driving the price-up scenario. That’s farmers doing a money grab.

        If your self is mostly empty and their high priced, it’s super legit. If there’s no shortage week after week and the prices are 2x-3x it’s shenanigans.

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    “We MUST invade Canada. Not for the oil, not for the water, not for the minerals, steel or aluminum, but for the eggs! Get America cracking again!”