
I expect to be booked completely within the hour.
I am eminently qualified to speak from experience about a variety of dumpster fires.
Director of Incident Response at Dragos, ICS cybersecurity person, @pancakescon organizer, martial artist, marksman, humanist, level 14 Neutral Good rogue, USAF retired. Speaker available for gigs.
Gin connoisseur. Hamster parent. Some dipshit from Chicago.
I post *very serious* things about infosec. Thoughts are entirely my own.
‘they/them’ 🏳️🌈 :nonbinary_flag: :asexual_flag:
I expect to be booked completely within the hour.
@SomeGen@infosec.exchange @T2R@infosec.exchange it was more the bevvy thing but immigration could read it wrong.
@mikey@friendsofdesoto.social I’m already getting shit for it, and … oh my god…
@leadegroot@bne.social so I’ll look at doing it again when I’m settled but we will see how bad I get abused when there’s no money attached…
@leadegroot@bne.social I … the reason I have asked for like optional $10 is that people don’t value my time otherwise. They don’t show up, or show up late.
I am doing everything humanly possible to be able to resume these services in the future. Please be patient with me.
@T2R I can’t do anything that will be perceived as work outside the work I do directly for my employer. It could absolutely wreck my immigration status.
Will I mentor people locally and run clinics there? Absolutely. But people tip me for this and it could be seen as a visa violation.
My final US in person career clinic will be at @CypherCon@infosec.exchange in Milwaukee #cybersecurity #CybersecurityCareers
@smoothie @whereisthespai you’re going to need to DM me at work so I know WHO YOU ARE lol
@consig@infosec.exchange our cases are very weird.
@whereisthespai@infosec.exchange it’s definitely encouraging
@consig@infosec.exchange hope it’s useful!
@faffinaboot @mikebabcock this. Look, a plan that lists your retainer contact information, who is in charge, and a first hour’s steps is a plan. I get calls every week from orgs that don’t have this much. Many go out of business. Some are in tears realizing this fact, when IR firms tell them it will be a two week wait to get help with no agreements in place. It’s something that has a cost, but you just can’t afford not to do. It’s like cheaping out on smoke alarms. Something, anything.
@Flipboard@flipboard.social @alex@cybervillains.com @jerry@infosec.exchange @alyssam_infosec@infosec.exchange @percepticon@ioc.exchange @cybernews@infosec.exchange oh, that’s fun. Thank you.
And I’m booked. Thank you to everyone who came to see me and shared their successes with me over the years.