I don’t care that he has no rizz, I care that he continually takes credit for other people’s accomplishments that he had no hand in, and when he does take an active role, the output of those people becomes actively worse.

But, I suppose you did sum that up in “insufferable jackass”

From the Passion narrative according to John (John 18)

29 So Pilate came out to them and asked, “What charges are you bringing against this man?”

30 “If he were not a criminal,” they replied, “we would not have handed him over to you.”

31 Pilate said, “Take him yourselves and judge him by your own law.”

“But we have no right to execute anyone,” they objected.

Literally the exact same method that the Jewish religious authorities used to try to convince the Romans to execute Jesus because they weren’t allowed to execute people.

(Note: this is not meant to be antisemitic, just contextual, though the Jews’ role in the execution of Jesus has been and is still used to justify antisemitism)

Whoops! 😂

I think you’re the one who needs to work on your reading comprehension. The air quotes around “okay” clearly indicate that they think it is NOT okay.

An ark is a boat, an arc is a curve

We all know something is wrong with Timmy

Sure, but he’s Baptist, so he doesn’t want more Catholics either.

Ah, he’s been alive longer than the USSR lasted, not that he’s been alive since before it was founded.

Trump is older than the USSR? Wouldn’t that make him like 103?

I was really curious who the third would be and I didn’t see it in the article, so I found the opinion and here’s the full list:

• Sotomayor wrote the majority option
• Barrett wrote a concurring opinion
• Alito dissented with Gorsuch
• Thomas separately dissented (and starts the dissent by agreeing with Alito, so he just wanted to be even more of a douche)

Qatar is definitely my guess. They’re one of the few nations that are friendly with both Iran and the US.

If I could remember to put reusable bags in my car, I would. I’d bring them into the store if I remembered too…

The most straightforward one is from Leviticus (one of the books that has a bunch of laws for the Israelites, including stuff like “don’t wear mixed fabrics” and rules that evolved into kosher rules, along with stuff that’s cited for “don’t be gay” (though a lot of that comes from Paul’s letters too)):

Lev 19:33-34 “When a foreigner resides among you in your land, do not mistreat them. The foreigner residing among you must be treated as your native-born. Love them as yourself, for you were foreigners in Egypt. I am the Lord your God.”

The article literally says they saw an osprey carrying the (baby) shark.

Scott was confirmed on a party-line vote, with 51 Republicans in favor and 46 Democrats opposed, along with three absences.

Literally no Democrats voted for him…

It’s ambiguous but I did not interpret it as Trump posting the newsletter.

They’re not allowed to drive on regular roads

He’s literally not allowed to. Becoming president means you’re not allowed to drive (on regular roads) ever again, even after you leave office.

https://www.fox5dc.com/news/why-u-s-presidents-arent-allowed-to-drive

So, I get that Henry Ford was an awful raging antisemite, but calling the Ford F-150 a “swasticar” feels incredibly disingenuous.

Henry Ford had obviously descended into antisemitic conspiracy theories before issuing his first publications on the matter, but those publications first started in 1920, a year after handing over the Ford Motor Company to his son. By the time the original F series truck was introduced in 1948, Henry Ford had been dead for a year.

Compare this to Elon Musk actively being involved with the design and production of the Cyber truck and giving a Nazi salute (twice) on stage while actively trying to sell his dream truck.

Trying to call both the F-150 Lightning and the Cybertruck antisemitic feels like the equivalent of calling people protesting the genocide in Gaza antisemitic.

“The highest quality oil there is on the planet, and they only gave me a drop of it…so I’m not thrilled,” Trump joked.

This headline is such bad clickbait it’s basically misinformation.