Not the things that you depend on, but automations that are just for fun
On Christmas morning, when the motion sensor in the hallway next to the living room is triggered, it slowly turns on the Christmas tree, turns on the stereo, sets the stereo volume to 0, starts a Christmas music playlist, then slowly turns up the volume.
Sounds magical! Nabu, play Imagine Dragons.
Nabu announces, “The great fire orb has retreated” every evening at sunset.
This is fucking glorious! Hahaha
When my girlfriend is over and the freezer door is open, I play ice ice baby. It never fails to cause some eye rolls
well maybe not silliest but the funniest automation backfire i have. the silly part is the name.
i had an automation that called “MLG PRO” that would adjust all my living room lighting to green and purple and play a goofy THX-like sound when i woke up the xbox. what i didn’t realize is that the xbox updated itself nightly.
i happen to sleep in the living room as well. a couple of nights after i had set up the automation i was woken up by colorful lights and the custom sound at like 2am. i was certain the aliens had finally come to take me away. what a confusing way to wake up…
Dealt with something similar with my rgb bulbs in my bedroom. Flashed ESPHome on the bulbs and since they were on light switches I set them to come on as a shortcut. Need the light on and don’t have your phone? Just flip the switch off then back on. Have a power flicker or an outage you get bright lights from 7 rgb bulbs set to full blast. Wake up to burn your retinas bright light at random times of the night.
I use the bulbs as a wakeup sequence that shows weather via color and temperature as well. Then some others light up in order 25% every couple minutes. Then turn off after a certain amount of time. If I sleep through it I’m generally sick or that tired and need the extra rest, I use my phone’s alarm function for the have to be up and moving fallback.
I have an NFC take at the bottom of the stairs that I scan before going up for the night. It turns off all the appropriate lights downstairs, bedroom lights on upstairs, sets the air filters, etc. But it also has the voice assistant tell me good night and to sleep well. Because I apparently need that to happen.
None of that is pointless. It sounds useful and reassuring.
I guess he means the NFC could be a simple push button. The rest, I agree. I would need something similar
my daughter’s heart shaped mirror (DIY pixel strip) rotates a rainbow for her to get out of bed
That’s definitely a basic necessity and not pointless.
I have the same thing for my son (well, not a heart but the great A’tuin)
When I plug my phone in to charge, it says “Oh yeah, stick it in me, baby”.
Yes, I am a fully grown adult.
And I can do what the fuck I want (regardless how much my partner requests I do not do what the fuck I want).
Wait how does one set up that sort of thing with your phone?
I did almost exactly the same, except it was “Hit me with your rhythm stick”
My colleagues iPhone says “I’ve got the power!” and I’m a little pissed that he still hasn’t managed to play the music snippet I provided him.
I have “yeah, gimme the juice.” set for that.
In alarm away mode, if motion sensor in the middle of the house is triggered without having set off the motion sensors elsewhere, disable that sensor until alarm disabled.
Friggin’ hyperactive cat, doing leaping zoomies.
Interesting. Our sensors don’t see the cats. Unless I place once of the basement ones directly opposite the stairs; it can apparently see them if they’re a couple of feet away at sensor eye level.
But the one that sees people in the kitchen doesn’t see the cats on the counters when they get up there in the night.
I think if they saw the cats, I’d have to figure something else out, because our’s get everywhere.
My Chromecast slowly stopped turning on the sound system and TV via CEC so instead of buying a new one, my family knows there’s a red button in the theater room. It cuts the power to the Chromecast via a smart switch and then power cycles the TV and sound system. Saved us $100 and the world some e-waste.
Ooooh! Totally not useless, but I have a version of this.
I have a cheap, but powerful, amp for the home audio system, and discovered it burns out if left perpetually on (yeah, I’m on my third). So I got a wall switch that’s turned off after 10 minutes of no audio streaming to that snapclient.
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I broke my daughters cuckoo clock so I gutted it, replaced the circuits with a pi and made a HASS interface so I can adjust the cuckoo/alarm/nightlight times from a webpage.
Giant halloween window eyes that randomly wink every few mins.
All year? Please tell me “Halloween eyes” is just “scary eyes” and that you do this all year.
One of the dumb things my girlfriend and I do is call out one another for forgetting about Dre.
I have a Home Assistant automation that simply sends the following message as a notification to her phone:
“Reporters are on the scene in [redacted], where earlier today, blue collar workers encountered a Florida woman who forgot about Dre.”
I didn’t set any triggers, just manually ran it while she was at home after our air conditioner was serviced.
My fancy toaster came with dire warnings to not leave it plugged in when it’s unsupervised, presumably because the cut-off on the mechanical timer can fail. Instead I plugged it into a smart socket with an automation to kill the power if there’s a continuous draw for more than 4 minutes.
Not for fun but probably my most pointless. Other than when I was testing it I don’t expect this automation to ever fire.
That did used to be a reasonably common failure scenario for mechanical toasters. I would have hoped it’s not anymore
Our assistant speaker tells us… “Your shit’s clean” and “Your shit’s dry” a few minutes after the washer/dryer stop (just using power consumption stopping). Useful I guess but generally you can hear them stop. It was more for comedic value than anything else.
I have a couch light turn on when I sit down at a certain spot on the couch after sunset at 30% using an “Everything Presense sensor” totally to play with my wave tech
My laundry automations send phone notifications to my girlfriend.
“Front load washer’s got a big, wet load for you.”
“Dryer’s got a hot load ready for you to take.”
We have notifications sent to all our phones when the washer is done, and based on who’s home, there’s also a tts announcement on certain speakers.
Same. Ours also uses a timer to re-check in 15 minutes if nobody is home. That way one of us gets alerted when we’re actually home and can do something about it.
It also doesn’t alert us between 11pm and 8am so we don’t get woken up if we start a late night load.
Due to two things:
- The fact that our washer and dryer are actually out in our garage.
And,
- We live in a very hot and humid area, which accelerates mold and mildew.
We just don’t start loads that will be unattended, even for a few hours. Because laundry left in the washer for even as little as an additional 45 minutes will need, at a minimum, to be rewashed, or possibly even just completely thrown out, as our clothes would have begun to get very mildewed indeed.
Yuck. Makes me glad ours are in our relatively dry basement. But with them down there we used to forget about loads we started until I set up the notifications.
When I turn the coffee maker on (or off), it’s light also gets turned on (or off). I couldn’t just used the same switched socket for both, but I had one free so here we are.
I’m considering a similar one.
Our kitchen ceiling lights now have a Shelly relay in their circuit. I’m considering a smart bulb in the rangehood - unusually, it fits a full-size A60/B22 bulb, so basically any standard smart lighting is an option - so it can be synced with the rest of the kitchen lights.
Also who wouldn’t want to be able to have green light while cooking?
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Oh they are part of the same 3 socket smart power strip. But at the time I would’ve had to go to a different floor and get a splitter plug (no idea what to call those things). Adding the automation was just faster. And I can always do this if I ever actually need that switched socket.
Keep in mind what the original question of the thread was.
Keep in mind what the original question of the thread was.
Yeah i forgot that for a moment lol. My bad. That said, there are a lot of things people use automation for which would be better served by just pulling a wire somewhere.
