MostRandomGuy

For quickly testing something: fuck screws.

For long-term use: both a tight as I can so I barely can unscrew them later because why not.

Theres literally a list of compatible devices on the website.

That it doesn’t matter what other people think of me as long as I’m happy.

Thats what Ubuntu users say.

Use your imagination.

I judge you for that.

I even judge people for spelling errors in my messenger, openly.

I bet my left nut it runs NetBSD flawlessly.

Using a DE, Neovim or systemd.

Fucking casuals.

In German it phonetically translates to “Fick ma”, where “Fick” means “fuck”.

Just as awkward for Germans as “wix.com”, because “Wichs” means “beat your meat”.

Certain Open Source movements are pure bigotry and opportunism, the Linux Kernel / The Linux Foundation for example, so it doesn’t really make me wonder.

Choosing the urinal next to another man.

Really feels kinda gay, though, especially when the dude next to you squints over.

But you can choose not to talk.

But you can choose not to talk.

Will you marry me?

Of course

I have some Indian friends, I think I’m good :D

I’m still on DOS.

Worse than Indian accents only are southern state accents. Gtfo of my recommendations, redneck.

I hear only the lightest Indian accent and smash my head against the screen.