Wearing a chain.
Chain necklace? Gay
Chain bracelet? Gay
Chain wallet? Also Gay
Chain mail. Well now you’re a dork. And also Gay
Bathrobe.
In the 1990s in the UK, it was gay to wear a backpack using both shoulder straps (as opposed to using one strap over one shoulder, which was the heterosexual way to carry things to school).
I got called gay for wearing a kilt in america. What’s funny is I had my girlfriend as well as a female friend with benifits with me at the time. I didn’t even bother responding.
I’ve heard plenty of guys say that doing any kind of ass play, even with a female is gay.
Wore a maroon coloured hoodie
The dude who asked me this also stared fixedly at the crotch of my board shorts and asked me “where’s your package, man?” upon me exiting climbing out of a (cold) plunge pool
I clearly looked confused, so he says “where’s your piece?”
Dude clearly spent a fair amount of his time cataloguing the outlines of flaccid penises through boardshorts for whatever fucking reason.
I was offended, ish, till I heard the growers vs show-ers thing. Mine retracts while not in use, it’s quite convenient.
Sit cross legged
lol no wonder Asians have trouble reproducing
Use a tote bag
Use hand lotion. Dude, my hands are dry, back off!
Were you using it on some other dudes junk by any chance or something…? Cuz otherwise that seems like a leap.
Who the hell is telling you that? I’ve been using moisturizers forever. People often ask my age then don’t believe it and I’m like lotion dude. Everyday. Care for your skin. Never been told I couldn’t.
Some moron in highschool…
Have a wider choice of underwear. Some beautiful individual in another thread put me on to “gay” underwear… comfort settings I’d never dreamed of. I’d feel contained performing CPR in these badboys. Apparently this clothing change is the first step on the road to man love - according to the absolute brains trust I’ve had the pleasure of working with for the last couple of months.
What is gay underwear? Like a specific brand?
I once called a woman sexy and that I would do it with her and was called gay because she had big muscles. That woman is Carriejune Bowlby. I guess straight guys don’t like in shape women with big butts?
I like big butts and I cannot lie
Kiwi strawberry Snapple.
It was a 30 years ago, but it kinda killed the whole concept of calling things “gay” for me.
Like the color purple
Like the movie or the color
Wipe your ass.
Are dudes really out there with shitty cheeks because “wiping is gay”? I refuse to believe this
I know many toxic masculinity guys, I think it’s true. Eww.
Here’s something to ponder. The next time someone accuses you of being gay for [insert lame reason here], ask them how they know that’s gay? Are they gay? Funny how some “men” are so obsessed with “gay” stuff. Always remember, and never forget, closets are for clothes.
This is the adult, “takes one to know one”
I definitely employed this strategy in middle school
Doesn’t generally work because logic doesn’t work on these people
Know how i know you’re gay?
Because I’m standing here not wearing any clothes? They are all in the closet btw. :)
Worst part about being on Lemmy is having to tell your parents you’re gay
I was told I’m gay because I like knitting.
I mean, yes I’m gay, but not because of that.Knitting is a form of computing and computing is women’s work. So yeah, super gay, just like all the other programmers. /s
We’ll programmers do enjoy their programming socks
My programming does suck sometimes, but I wouldn’t say I enjoy it.
It would be really weird if that was cause and effect. I like to imagine how that might go down though.
There’s a knitting community, but it’s pretty slow. Crochet gets a little more action.