I tighten both screws. With an impact driver. And a dab of LocTite for good measure.

MacBook Air club represent!

The most enthusiastic voter still only gets one vote.

Bold of you to assume that his party won’t pick him again in 2028 just because of a little dementia.

Don’t let anybody tell you you’re not humpable, because you’re bumpable, I hope this doesn’t make you feel uncomfortable.

“like a dipSHYIT”

The fake crises he invents all sound like cheesy horror movies:

“convicted illegal alien murderers on the loose”

“cannibal zombie vampires from outer space”

Straight out of the fascist playbook; invent a boogyman that most reasonable people would dislike, promote violence and discrimination against this boogyman, then color all your opponents as boogymen.

You’re not wrong, Walter…

That cat has seen some shit.

And you sir, are you ready to receive my limp ballot?

What a little shit.

The fact that billionaires hate her tells me she’s doing a good job.

I see this as a win-win situation.

I regularly take essential oils to flush the toxins from my vagus nerve. (/s just in case)

BTW stands for Beta Testing Workshop, which is the “bleeding edge” version of Arch that gets released early. You probably want the stable, long term support version that only gets released very infrequently, like every 3-4 days.

Thanks, i was going for this though: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t2c-X8HiBng

Who are the Britons?

I like how he’s facing right and left appropriately in each picture.

Hey I know that guy. That’s Via Getty!