• zaphod@sopuli.xyz
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      7 days ago

      Might as well call it a diary or journal, but if you do that it’s suddenly only like level 5.

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          A self reflective study on the mind of a shitposter by Zaphod Beeblebrox is most definitely not what is written on my diary, not at all.

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    6 days ago

    So dreams are like level 200: your brain evolutionarily built a venting and coping mechanism that makes it invent fictional universes in which it pretends to live while you are sleeping.

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    Oi! Get out of my headspace, I’m already trying to build confidence without overinflating my Ego and he doesn’t need your enabling.

    (I should stress, this is joke, good meme OP)

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    I’m extremely upset that I saw the word “venting” and immediately assumed this was about Among Us.

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    I just realized this but the people I imagine myself venting to are probably my true closest friends

    I don’t know why it took this long to realize that though

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    My go-to is a fantasy in which I give an unfiltered speech to graduating seniors at a university, explaining in detail the day to day bullshit they will be dealing with once they enter the workforce.

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    This tracks pretty hard.

    After hearing about how big a flop the Borderlands movie was, I decided to watch it.

    It was so abysmally bad I took psychic damage. Days latter I’m still wondering how anyone could have made those script decisions unless they were actively sabotaging the project.

    I was unable to sleep one night so I starting making a YouTube video about how terrible the movie was. I’d say I’m at level 53.

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    6 days ago

    You enter stage 2, and the leveling starts over, when it bleeds over into real life. Not documenting stage 1 stuff, but efforts to make it happen.

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    What level is it where you consider making a lemmy post about it but you imagine all the replies and what people would tell you so it just kinda ends up working itself out without even having to type.

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    I imagine I die and I become one of those movie ghosts that can literally do anything and start remaking the world in my image.