“HEY, get a load of this! They managed to get something floating, but they forgot to put a sail on one of the masts!, it’s just got a spike on the end! Haha hahaha!”
ship get closer… And closer… And closer…
“Wait… Why aren’t they holding anything to throw or shoot at us?.. They’re getting into a formation near the ma… Wait that’s not a mast. It has rails… Oh… Oh no…”
Carthage: “Dumbass Romans, don’t even have your sea legs, they’d drown in the drink if they tried boarding us LOL”
Romans: “Get me a BIG plank, give it railings, and put a spike on it to smash into the enemy deck so it doesn’t move when we cross”
Carthage: “What the fuck is wrong with you people”
Meanwhile, on a ship slightly further away
“HEY, get a load of this! They managed to get something floating, but they forgot to put a sail on one of the masts!, it’s just got a spike on the end! Haha hahaha!”
ship get closer… And closer… And closer…
“Wait… Why aren’t they holding anything to throw or shoot at us?.. They’re getting into a formation near the ma… Wait that’s not a mast. It has rails… Oh… Oh no…”
Hopefully they wore their brown tunic today…