I wanna be a formless nightmare of cloying smoke and light.
Shapeshifter’ll do, though.
Reminds me of the Barbie movie:
Barbie: “I don’t have a vagina!” (points at Ken) "and he doesn’t have a penis!“
Ken as Barbie leaves earshot: " I have all the genitals "
Genuinely would have been so amazing
…and then there’s all the other possibilities too
And not even just limited to human, or even real genitals.
real genitals
someone want a bad dragon for himself :)
I have a NSFW image relevant to this conversation but I don’t know if I can post it… 🤔
you can just spoiler it
(i am very interested in this image)
For anyone else who’s interested in what’s transpiring here, all I can say is: there’s not a Chance you’ll be disappointed 👉😏👉
No judgement here, I’ve seen worse in non-NSFW posts (A badly censored pic of bad dragon character art, veeeery visible donut.)
Please dm
I mean… There’s always DMs 👀
Is that a request?
I’d say it’s more a demand 😏
pws dm 🥺🥺
Please DM me, I need to know
Hyena clit has entered the chat
I read this as ‘all at once’, and envisioned a Cronenberg-esque monstrosity. Get Ronald Emmerich on the line, I have an idea for Moonfall 2…
As a genderfluid person I absolutely agree
I’m happy as a cis dude, but I’d be lying if I said I never thought to myself “hey, what if I had a 1m dick? or none? or both at the same time…?”
what if I had a 1 m dick
SEVERE blood pressure issues /j
You’d be immune like no one else in the beach and cold pools
… worth … it
A 1m dick would make almost every sexual activity more uncomfortable… except one.
afaik the definition of “cisgender” doesn’t include actively disliking being different, it just means you’re satisfied as you were born/identified by society.
is there a term for being largely happy as you are but just sorta being a little bit bored? it’s like i’ve eaten kibble my entire life and it’s perfectly nutritious and enjoyable but i’d just like to try some other stuff from time to time as well, so long as i can go back to the kibble when i want.
Shapeshifting is very useful, though I prefer the other benefits though, like the abilities and disguising yourself. I’d rather not change my genitals unless it’s absolutely necessary (i.e. as part of disguising yourself).
(Poke me if this needs a NSFW tag, idk if it needs one from just naming general stuff in abstract)
Been a long ass time since I used one of these
Why is the finger nutting like a fucking colander?
This sentence has a whole bunch of imagery I was not expecting.
Nut Colander, new band name just dropped
Depends on Where do you want to be poked…
Nah you’re good
“but could you browse through them or would it just be: bam!?” me to the witch offering her potions
A genital selector like in Cyberpunk 2077’s character builder would be preferable
Ehh, Baldurs Gate 3 > Cyberpunk 2077 as far as genital selectors go.
If only it was normal and possible maybe I’d be happy (◞‸◟ㆀ)