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The unmanned craft was due to make a soft landing on the Moon’s south pole, but failed after encountering problems as it moved into its pre-landing orbit.

It was Russia’s first Moon mission in almost 50 years.

Russia has been racing to the Moon’s south pole against India, whose Chandrayaan-3 spacecraft is scheduled to land on there next week.

No country has ever landed on the south pole before, although both the US and China have landed softly on the Moon’s surface.

No report on whether or not Russia was attempting to use repurposed anti-ship missiles like the ones they use to attack schools and hospitals here on Earth.

  • Che Banana
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    3511 months ago

    Obviously it was not a moon rocket, but a Drone aimed for Kiev.

    • @EmbeddedEntropy@lemmy.ml
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      811 months ago

      A 1979 TV show about a guy who put together a junk spaceship to salvage junk from the moon: Salvage 1.

      My teenage self found it entertaining at the time. Hmmm, now where did I leave my parrot? I wonder if he could help me find a copy…

      • @holycrap@lemm.ee
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        211 months ago

        Not coincidentally none of the space agencies out there that are capable of this would find it worth their time to launch a mission just to teabag another nation.

          • @holycrap@lemm.ee
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            11 months ago

            None of the space agencies in the 1950s would be capable of landing gently on a crashed spacecraft.

            In the 1950s they had the interest but not the capability. Today they have the capably but not the interest.

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      11 months ago

      Well, I mean NASA pulled a spare mars rover out of their R&D testing labs, modified it’s toolset a bit, and sent it to Mars for a second soft landing (didn’t they use a sky-crane for both rover deployments?). I’d say that takes a bit more skill than landing on the Moon. But I don’t play Kerbal Space Program enough to know how much

    • @masquenox@lemmy.ml
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      611 months ago

      Nobody walked away from that landing, so it definitely wasn’t a good one. The fact that there was nobody to walk away from the landing is a mere technicality.

    • Ann Archy
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      311 months ago

      I now have flashbacks to computer games in the early 80’s.

    • @JohnDClay@sh.itjust.works
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      1211 months ago

      It launched on a soyuz, which has an extremely long history. It first launched in 67. All rockets back then had icbm roots or aspirations. But for a long time all icbms use solid propellent for better long term storage rather than liquid propellant like soyuz.

      • @TrismegistusMx@lemmy.world
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        311 months ago

        I hear you saying that they’re very similar platforms. I’m saying that the neccesary differences that would make it a scientific rocket were simply missing, an empty shell, a smokeshow.

    • Pneuma
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      811 months ago

      They should’ve upgraded it to the Logitech G F710

    • @kattenluik@feddit.nl
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      111 months ago

      If a dishwasher had any chip capable of processing anything at all it would be suitable, which is pretty funny.

  • @TheMadnessKing@lemdro.id
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    1311 months ago

    As someone fond of science, its kinda heart breaking as many people spends decades of work to make this stuff and their dreams get crushed when these fail. Hope they fix and launch another one.

    • AlexTheTurtle
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      1011 months ago

      Failures are a part of science! I hope russian scientist dont lose their funding and can continue to contribute to space exploration.

        • @masquenox@lemmy.ml
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          411 months ago

          It’s amazing how the funding for space exploration just magically appears when nationalist pissing contests are a go-go. But healthcare? How could we possibly afford it?

            • @masquenox@lemmy.ml
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              010 months ago

              Whether they should is a thing unworthy of consideration - if they don’t it means we have no use for states at all. The interesting thing is whether they could if they wanted to. And the answer to that is yes - they could. The fact of the matter is that they do not want to.

  • @Aurix@lemmy.world
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    911 months ago

    The russian wording on the mission failure is something to behold. Luna-25 “ceased its existence”.

  • AutoTL;DRB
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    711 months ago

    This is the best summary I could come up with:


    Russia’s Luna-25 spacecraft has crashed into the Moon after spinning out of control, officials say.

    The unmanned craft was due to make a soft landing on the Moon’s south pole, but failed after encountering problems as it moved into its pre-landing orbit.

    The spacecraft was scheduled to land on Monday to explore a part of the Moon which scientists think could hold frozen water and precious elements.

    Roscosmos, Russia’s state space corporation, said on Sunday morning that it had lost contact with the Luna-25 shortly after 14:57pm (11:57 GMT) on Saturday.

    “The apparatus moved into an unpredictable orbit and ceased to exist as a result of a collision with the surface of the Moon,” it said in a statement.

    Russia has been racing to the Moon’s south pole against India, whose Chandrayaan-3 spacecraft is scheduled to land on there next week.


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