TehBamski@lemmy.world to No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world · 3 months agoShould we consider Jesus a zombie?message-squaremessage-square66fedilinkarrow-up1218arrow-down122file-text
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minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 ℹ️@yiffit.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up26·3 months agoSo is the Spear of Destiny his phylactery?
minus-squareFondots@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up25·3 months agoHoly Grail feels more apt, vessel filled with his semi-literal blood sound phylactery-ish to me
minus-square𝔼𝕩𝕦𝕤𝕚𝕒@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up13·3 months agoAnd Liches hide them very well. No one’s ever found the holy Grail, so this tracks
minus-squareThavron@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up1·3 months agoWhat do condoms have to do with anything?
minus-squareVindictiveJudge@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·3 months agoHe’s clearly a divine soul sorcerer who went to zero HP one session, then remembered he had Unearthly Recovery the next session but had already rolled a new character.
minus-squares1ndr0m3@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·3 months agoJesus raised Lazarus from the dead. So does that mean he was a lich before the crucifixion?
minus-squarehuginn@feddit.itlinkfedilinkarrow-up14·3 months agoGotta be a lich before you die or else you don’t come back
minus-squareskulblaka@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up4·3 months agoHe was a high level cleric, obviously.
minus-squareMindTraveller@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4arrow-down1·3 months agoFake news. Jesus was a Revenant.
minus-squaretigeruppercut@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up6·edit-23 months agoJesus went to hell and came back. He looks nothing like a hell revenant. Way fewer missiles, for one thing
So is the Spear of Destiny his phylactery?
Holy Grail feels more apt, vessel filled with his semi-literal blood sound phylactery-ish to me
And Liches hide them very well. No one’s ever found the holy Grail, so this tracks
What do condoms have to do with anything?
He’s clearly a divine soul sorcerer who went to zero HP one session, then remembered he had Unearthly Recovery the next session but had already rolled a new character.
Jesus raised Lazarus from the dead. So does that mean he was a lich before the crucifixion?
Gotta be a lich before you die or else you don’t come back
Oooh, good point.
He was a high level cleric, obviously.
Fake news. Jesus was a Revenant.
Jesus went to hell and came back. He looks nothing like a hell revenant. Way fewer missiles, for one thing
Where phylactery?