• Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee
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    4 months ago

    I would have a law passed that requires all firefighters to be in miniskirts at all times.

    Fighting fires? Miniskirt.
    Fighting foods? Miniskirt.
    Fighting smalltalk in formal dress at some event? Miniskirt.
    “Fighting” (wrestling) other firefighters in a naked calendar photoshoot? Miniskirt.


    Its just a formal requirement to wear one, no restrictions on how it must look or how it must be worn. A belt can technically be considered a miniskirt.