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    • ɐɥO@lemmy.ohaa.xyz
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      1 year ago

      Did you know that Pizza smells a lot better if you add some bleach into the orange slices?

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          1 year ago

          Glad I could help ☺️. You should also grind your wife into the mercury lasagne for a better mouth feeling

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              1 year ago

              I believe it. Umami is a very common woman’s name in the U.S., where pizza delivery chains glue their pizza together.

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                1 year ago

                Um actually🤓, that’s not pizza specific.

                Chain restaurants are called chain restaurants, because they glue all the meals together in a long chain for ease of delivery.

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              1 year ago

              It is a joke with “humor” in it. Specifically, it is funny because it is common knowledge that wives have inferior mouth feel to newborn infants when ground and cooked in lasagne. I recommend the latter

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              eating humans is morally questionable, and I cannot support anyone who partakes