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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Funny: Home of the Haha@lemmy.world · 11 months ago

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Funny: Home of the Haha@lemmy.world · 11 months ago
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  • DaddleDew@lemmy.world
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    11 months ago

    Also molten rock is more dense than the human body so you can’t sink in.

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      Also molten rock is more dense than the human body so you can’t sink in

      Oh but you don’t know how dense that guy is.

    • state_electrician@discuss.tchncs.de
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      And if you were to pour molten tungsten into it, the magma would freeze the tungsten.

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        Fake news! Everyone knows it has to be MUCH colder than that to freeze. Not buying your snake oil sir. Good day!

    • bstix
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      It looks the same from afar.

    • Damage@feddit.it
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      Foot bath

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    Me: This is why you’re here, you realize.
    You forgot the comma, and Americans spell words better than that UK slop.

    Devil: If you weren’t dead, I’d kill you. How’d you even know my grammar? This is a verbal conversation.

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      Devil: “Yes, well, you forgot the comma after ‘actually’ and ‘underground.’ Bloody Yank!”

      • ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de
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        I think you mean “before” the so. ;-)

        • samus12345@lemmy.world
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          Oops, I did. fixed!

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        Random demon: Both of you fucked up the ending punctuation of the sentence. It should end with a question mark.

        • samus12345@lemmy.world
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          No, a period is correct. They’re statements, not questions.

          • ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de
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            Agreed.

          • Jiggle_Physics@lemmy.world
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            The sentence is a question, even if rhetorical. When “you realize” is added to the sentence, you are turning it into a question, even if it is one you aren’t seeking an answer for. Anyway you look at this sentence, it is asking if they realize something.

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              You’re probably correct. It’s not said in the manner of question, with a rising tone at the end, so I’d allow a period anyway because it’s informal. When writing a joke, communicating tone is more important than correct punctuation.

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                Yeah I don’t actually care about grammar, and spelling, in such an informal setting, as long as I can understand what is being said. That being said, the commentary jokes are riffing on the grammar, so…

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    Devil: “This is special Hell lava. Your mortal rules don’t apply.”

    Later -

    Demon: “Hey, boss, is that true about the lava?”

    Devil: “No, that guy just pisses me off.”

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    Where do bad folks go when they die? They don’t go to heaven where the angels fly, they go to a lake of fire and fry

    • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆@yiffit.net
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      Won’t see 'em again til the fourth of July

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    Incorporeal soul and physical violence don’t match.

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