I’m in Finland so I can only give a sad forlorn look toward Italy and say “First time?”

Anyway.

Now:

Me: “What’s the weather like today?”

Computer: “It’ll be 25°C or so.”

Me: “How do you know that?”

Computer: “I looked up your location and queried the national weather service.”

Soon:

Me: “What’s the weather like today?”

Computer: “It’ll be 25°C or so.”

Me: “How do you know that?”

Computer: “Fuck if I know. I’ve just learned that is a thing that people apparently say in situations like this.”