If you learned that an actor was a serial killer, who would surprise you the least? (Anthony Hopkins, Christopher Walken, Tom Cruise, and Jack Nicholson don’t count–everyone knows they’re stacking bodies somewhere)

I’m gonna say Chris Pratt. I don’t buy that harmless goofy schtick AT ALL

      • averyminya@beehaw.orgEnglish
        2·
        1 year ago

        I see 4.

        From left to right,

        Marvel, White hat black rim, front middle with red logo (likely), and then far right either black hair next to the redhead, or furthest right with the hat.

        • 0x4E4F@lemmy.fmhy.mlEnglish
          3·
          1 year ago

          Fair, I didn’t look hard enough.

          You know, going to that island could avtually be a great way to hook up. I mean, there’s like hundreds of women and only a few men… and there’s only so much of Jared to go around. Maybe they just cought on to this life hack earlier than the rest of us.

  • CoderKat@lemm.eeEnglish
    17·
    1 year ago

    I bet Gwyneth Paltrow secretly uses the bones of her victims to create more rocks to put up your vagina.

  • ObiGynKenobi@beehaw.orgEnglish
    17·
    1 year ago

    Nic Cage for sure. There’s a reason that when it was announced he’s being added to Dead By Daylight people couldn’t predict whether he was a killer or Survivor.

    • feifei@lemm.eeEnglish
      1·
      1 year ago

      Or when Kiefer Sutherland beat the criminal’s face into a pulp. The scene wasn’t even in the script. The director just said „keep it rolling“.

  • millie@beehaw.orgEnglish
    10·
    1 year ago

    I would pay money to hear Kristen Schaal deny the bodies in her basement. It would not be convincing.

  • SeverianWolf@beehaw.orgEnglish
    10·
    1 year ago

    Kevin Spacey. We all thought he was a great actor playing all those psychopaths, but turns out he was just playing himself.

  • lemmy@frmsn.spaceEnglish
    10·
    1 year ago

    Not an actor but… Garth Brooks. Those cold dead eyes, They’re hiding the bodies.

  • Dankenstein@beehaw.orgEnglish
    9·
    1 year ago

    Jake Gyllenhaal.

    If someone were to say that he did anything crazy such as kidnapping circus clowns and tickling their feet while wearing a Bill Clinton mask and yelling “I did not have sexual relations with that woman”, I would believe it.

    • Adora 🏳️‍⚧️@beehaw.orgEnglish
      10·
      1 year ago

      Every time I see Jake G in something I feel like I’m seeing like 30% of his barely-contained power. Like it doesn’t matter what the role is, I feel like I’m watching a dude who is seconds away from a full-blown, atrocity-plagued identity crisis.

      • Yuletide@beehaw.orgEnglish
        1·
        1 year ago

        Have you seen Nightcrawler? I think his best film he goes FULL ON in that one and shows how creepy he can really be. Amazing movie.

  • bucho@lemmy.oneEnglish
    6·
    1 year ago

    Just wanted to add in the tidbit that Martha Stewart once dated Anthony Hopkins, but broke up with him after “Silence of the Lambs” because Hannibal Lecter creeped her out so much.

  • Vidi@lemmy.myserv.oneEnglish
    5·
    1 year ago

    Stanley Tucci has been murdering young women for decades as he travels the world. His impeccably put together fashion sense is a clue to his obsessive nature.

  • argv_minus_one@beehaw.orgEnglish
    4·
    1 year ago

    Does the actor have to still be alive? Because if not, Ronald Reagan did more than his share of cutting lives short.

  • magnetosphere@kbin.social
    3·
    1 year ago

    Jake Gyllenhaal has that “mostly sane, but not entirely” look. Don’t agree? Watch Nightcrawler. There’s a reason he was cast in that role.