“Your military robots slaughtered that whole city! We need answers! Somebody must take responsibility!”
“Aaw, that really sucks starts rubbing nipples I’ll submit a ticket and we’ll let you know. If we don’t call in 2 weeks…call again and we can go through this over and over until you give up.”
“Deploy the fully autonomous loitering munition drone!”
“Sir, the drone decided to blow up a kindergarten.”
“Not our problem. Submit a bug report to Lockheed Martin.”
“Your support ticked was marked as duplicate and closed”
😳
Goes to original ticket:
Status: WONTFIX
“This is working as intended according to specifications.”
“Your military robots slaughtered that whole city! We need answers! Somebody must take responsibility!”
“Aaw, that really sucks starts rubbing nipples I’ll submit a ticket and we’ll let you know. If we don’t call in 2 weeks…call again and we can go through this over and over until you give up.”
“NO! I WANT TO TALK TO YOUR SUPERVISOR NOW”
“Suuure, please hold.”
Nah, too straightforward for a real employee. Also, they would be talking to a phone robot instead that will mever let them talk to a real person.