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httpjames@sh.itjust.works to Programmer Humor@lemmy.mlEnglish · 2 years ago

I have a software engineering joke but it's probably not scalable

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I have a software engineering joke but it's probably not scalable

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httpjames@sh.itjust.works to Programmer Humor@lemmy.mlEnglish · 2 years ago
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  • idunnololz@lemmy.world
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    2 years ago

    I have a stack overflow joke but it’s been marked as a duplicate.

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    I have a geology joke, it rocks.

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    I have a logic joke but its probably not

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    I have a web dev joke but [object Object]

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      JSON.stringify(joke)

      You have to tell us what it was now 😏

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        undefined

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    I have a cyber-security joke, it’ll be 30BTC to unlock it.

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    i have an udp joke. i am not sure if you would get it, but i don’t really care.

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    DUUUUDE. YOU CUT MY COMMENT

    • httpjames@sh.itjust.worksOP
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      haha I didn’t know you were here too

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        Ya didn’t even upvote my comment…

        • flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works
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          I think you should take it as a personal attack

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        Also, I see you’re a fellow voyager user

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    Is this a screenshot of a post with a screenshot of a post? We ARE going to need a software engineer it seems.

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      Obligatory: https://xkcd.com/1683/

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    Use a jokeless architecture

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    Nice to see another wefwef user out there. For anybody that hasn’t checked it out you should. vger.app

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    I have a GitHub joke but it hasnt been commit pushed yet

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    I have a statistics joke but it’s mean.

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    I have a life joke but it’s probably cruel.

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    Anthropology just sitting there judging all of us.

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    Darn, I didn’t see this one yet and I just made one too. At least they are different enough to stand on their own.

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