Shut your fucking face, uncle fucka!
You’re the one that fucked your uncle, uncle fucka!
You don’t eat or sleep or mow the lawn,
You just fuck your uncle all day long!
I should have said “in my opinion”. The final line just seems too much, maybe it works better as a comic strip? The “looks at daughter” seems necessary, but makes the punchline longer.
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Good dad joke, but the final line could use some work
Something about her being knocked up, because he’s already telling Dad jokes.
the two dating are actually cousins. makes it an ‘uncle joke’
Shut your fucking face, uncle fucka!
You’re the one that fucked your uncle, uncle fucka!
You don’t eat or sleep or mow the lawn,
You just fuck your uncle all day long!
What’s your problem with it?
I should have said “in my opinion”. The final line just seems too much, maybe it works better as a comic strip? The “looks at daughter” seems necessary, but makes the punchline longer.
You shouldn’t have pointed it out at all. Now we have to come up with a better punchline.
Like: " Sorry kid, the bank does that"